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Justin Bieber’s Real Ticket Buyers Speak Out

October 26, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber threw a temper tantrum in London protesting the fact that his screaming fans weren't taking him seriously as an artist. Sasha Grey was known to do the same during her double penetration scenes. These outbursts can last... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Believes Himself To Be An Artist

October 25, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber walked off stage in London because his idiot prepubescent fans wouldn't stop screaming at the sight of him. Bieber apparently feels he has a message to convey and wants to be treated as a serious artist and... READ MORE

Jessica Drake Trump Rape Story

October 24, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

There aren't many people left with less credibility than Donald Trump. In fact C-list porn stars might be the only person not deserving the benefit of the doubt since they let people jizz on their chins for fifteen hundred... READ MORE

Khloe And Lamar Done

October 24, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Khloe Kardashian is officially divorcing Lamar Odom, coincidentally at the exact moment the news cycle had lost interest. When most people get a second chance at life they for some reason decide they want to do something involving horses.... READ MORE

Josh Brown NFL’s New Problem Child

October 21, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The Giants Josh Brown just singlehandedly threw a bunch of kicker stereotypes out the window. Turns out they do still pee sitting down but apparently are not as docile as previously thought and beat their wives. READ MORE

Hillary Clinton A Dick To Security

October 21, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Hillary Clinton really wants to be the next President and so does a vast majority of the national news media. Perhaps that's why they've donated so heavily to her campaign and brushed most of her deplorable behavior and frightening... READ MORE

Bobby Shmurda Seven Year Itch

October 20, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

If you're going to be involved in murders, or even not, you shouldn't put the word Murder or any variation of it in your name. Really, how could it help? One of his associates names is Gunplay. That's no... READ MORE

Christian Audigier Cum Troubles

October 20, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier passed away of cancer last year leaving behind a $250 million fortune. Wow, who knew there were that many douchebags out there. Nothing against Audigier, you don't have to talk to the people buying... READ MORE

Shia LeBeouf Hipster Liar

October 19, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

When Shia LeBeouf married his girlfriend Mia Goth in a seedy Las Vegas drive through chapel the six people who cared assumed it was a bullshit hipster stunt he stole from one of James Franco's diary entries. It was... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie’s Nanny Not Buying It

October 19, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie had a very traumatic childhood if you couldn't tell by the goth thing and fucking Billy Bob Thornton and hoarding children. Her mom and dad split up after he started banging a younger probably much more friendly... READ MORE

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