October 26, 2016 |
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Justin Bieber threw a temper tantrum in London protesting the fact that his screaming fans weren't taking him seriously as an artist. Sasha Grey was known to do the same during her double penetration scenes. These outbursts can last...
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October 25, 2016 |
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Justin Bieber walked off stage in London because his idiot prepubescent fans wouldn't stop screaming at the sight of him. Bieber apparently feels he has a message to convey and wants to be treated as a serious artist and...
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October 24, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
There aren't many people left with less credibility than Donald Trump. In fact C-list porn stars might be the only person not deserving the benefit of the doubt since they let people jizz on their chins for fifteen hundred...
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October 24, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
Khloe Kardashian is officially divorcing Lamar Odom, coincidentally at the exact moment the news cycle had lost interest. When most people get a second chance at life they for some reason decide they want to do something involving horses....
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October 21, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
The Giants Josh Brown just singlehandedly threw a bunch of kicker stereotypes out the window. Turns out they do still pee sitting down but apparently are not as docile as previously thought and beat their wives.
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October 21, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
Hillary Clinton really wants to be the next President and so does a vast majority of the national news media. Perhaps that's why they've donated so heavily to her campaign and brushed most of her deplorable behavior and frightening...
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October 20, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
If you're going to be involved in murders, or even not, you shouldn't put the word Murder or any variation of it in your name. Really, how could it help? One of his associates names is Gunplay. That's no...
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October 20, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier passed away of cancer last year leaving behind a $250 million fortune. Wow, who knew there were that many douchebags out there. Nothing against Audigier, you don't have to talk to the people buying...
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October 19, 2016 |
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When Shia LeBeouf married his girlfriend Mia Goth in a seedy Las Vegas drive through chapel the six people who cared assumed it was a bullshit hipster stunt he stole from one of James Franco's diary entries. It was...
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October 19, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
Angelina Jolie had a very traumatic childhood if you couldn't tell by the goth thing and fucking Billy Bob Thornton and hoarding children. Her mom and dad split up after he started banging a younger probably much more friendly...
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