Sylvester Stallone is an investor in Mulberry Street Pizza which boasts three locations in the LA area and a ton of fake Yelp reviews. That doesn't mean it isn't good, Don Johnson's kids will one star you if they... READ MORE

Martin Shkreli is not keeping a low profile while awaiting trial for securities fraud. He still hasn't changed his face. A touch of plastic surgery could work wonders with the jurors. You look like a guy who jerks off... READ MORE

Ashley James is one of those trust fund assholes who was granted a reality show about shopping to entertain poor losers. Making matters worse she's British and their personalities and TV production leave much to be desired.

The Powerpoint used to pitch Fyre Festival to potential investors appears to have been written by a tandem of Hansel from Zoolander and and the guy in the plunging V-neck who sells coke to all the frats at USC.... READ MORE

The Toyota Forerunner which Aaron Hernandez used to pull a double drive by has been listed on eBay by a creepy car salesmen. If anyone asks, that semen belongs to Hernandez. Yeah, that's the ticket.

The Game had a reality show on VH1 called She's Got Game in which he would date a weird whore each episode and then pick one to awkwardly bang once and not call back. It is assumed whoever stole... READ MORE

Nicole Scherzinger formerly of the Pussycat Dolls is promoting a TV movie remake of Dirty Dancing. Sounds like that will be even shittier than the original Dirty Dancing, which is no small feat. Why not reboot Gigli or Battlefield... READ MORE

A bunch of easily replaceable models including Kendall Jenner, Emily Ratajkowski, and Bella Hadid are being called out because they promoted the spectacularly failed Fyre Festival on Instagram, urging their followers to purchase tickets to what turned out to... READ MORE

A highly agitated and itchy Busy Phillips took to Instagram to go off on one of those rants you see people doing at the bus stop with a load in their pants. The difference being Phillips is occasionally on... READ MORE

Katy Perry is facing backlash for collaborating with rap group Migos on a new single. Not simply because she's slumming it, it turns out Migos made some slightly homophobic remarks about a rapper who came out of the closet.... READ MORE