There's an inverse relationship between how ostentatious someone's outfit is and how interesting they are or good their music is. That would put Lady Gaga in the category of campaigning for Hillary Clinton because she's a real policy wonk.... READ MORE

Beyonce performed with the Dixie Chicks at the Country Music Association Awards because even exceptionally shitty white trash pandering music isn't safe anymore. If something is labeled Country now, it by definition blows. READ MORE

Kanye West is clearly a gay guy, based on how he has many gay tendencies and zero straight tendencies. This likely also explains why he's so angry despite the fortunate circumstances. READ MORE

Details have emerged as to Anthony Weiner's thirty-five day, $25,000 cyber sex therapy program. To his dismay it's not one of those scared straight programs where they try and fuck all the cum out of you. Also, lots of... READ MORE

Robert Durst is perhaps the biggest casualty of the attention seeking reality TV scrub demographic, including the multitudes of dead people found face down daily in Van Nuys motels. READ MORE

Mariah Carey's rejected prenup from James Packer seems increasingly devoid of humanity. It appears she was attempting to lease out her rejuvenated vagina and he's basically Lex Luther. READ MORE

Elton John just threw his AIDS fundraiser at a bar on Wall Street. Zero chance of that money will go towards anything except rich guys going bareback. The weird thing is that John doesn't really get credit for being... READ MORE

Smug lawyers are fond of saying the American justice system is "perfect." Those guys should be put in jail for parking tickets. Bill Cosby's latest defense in his rape trial is the premise of a movie he and Richard... READ MORE

Anthony Weiner has entered rehab for "cybersex addiction" meaning his therapist is probably Doc Emmett Brown. If you were to cast a Peeping Tom in a movie he would look exactly like Anthony Weiner. Part of this leads to... READ MORE

Blac Chyna's birth will be recorded as part of a Baby Special for her and Rob Kardashian's fledgling TV show. This news is not surprising to anyone, especially the kid twelve years later with the heroin problem. It's not... READ MORE