It's unclear if coming out as straight is entirely necessary or reflective of any accuracy. The very act seems inherently gay. Has John Travolta come forward yet? READ MORE

In a not surprising development, Von Miller appears to like his women to be on the thick side. Miller met Elizabeth Ruiz while on vacation in Mexico. Ruiz is an American citizen, you fucking racists. READ MORE

It's unclear if Seal is the white Sting or Sting is the black Seal. Either way they're both tools and don't give a shit. Guys will stoop to any level imaginable to get laid. If that includes pretending to... READ MORE

The stranger who happened to run into Hillary Clinton walking her dogs had met her before multiple times and in fact her parents had hosted a Clinton fundraiser at their home. Sounds like old money. READ MORE

Conor McGregor won another belt roughly the same size as him. It's unclear if he'll cherish it more than his Lucky Charms. That's not an Irish joke, it's a dwarf joke. READ MORE

Taylor Swift has zero credibility as a person. So, we'll start from zero. Would it benefit her orchestrated and opportunistic feminist schtick to have been sexually assaulted? Absolutely. Does that mean if she is actually assaulted that it's invalidated?... READ MORE

Blac Chyna gave birth to a baby girl and named it Dream. It's actually not a bad stripper name, though it's hard to say if that will hold until she's fifteen and actually takes up the profession in earnest.... READ MORE

Aaron Sorkin wrote a letter to his wife and young daughter and for some reason published it on Vanity Fair's website instead of sticking it on the fridge. Addressing something to two people you're related to and then blasting... READ MORE

BJ Novack was on The Office and some other shows and now has syndication money. He apparently spends part of his time perving out on Instagram models, but since he has a lot of disposable income he follows through... READ MORE

There will be a peaceful transition of power because Miley Cyrus just released a crying Facebook video where she promised to respect Donald Trump. Call off the tanks. It's unclear if she actually voted. READ MORE