December 8, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
TMZ caught up with Ashley Graham in a Chipotle parking lot and she said she was disappointed she wasn't asked to be a part of the recent Victoria's Secret runway show. Remember those SAT questions where one thing doesn't...
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December 8, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
Elizabeth Ruiz, the woman accused of extorting Von Miller for $2.5 million over their sex tape now says she only kept the video so she could use it for masturbation. That's a clever excuse, sounds like your lawyer sucks....
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December 7, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
Some awesome friend of Johnny Manziel posted a SnapChat of him pounding Fireball at 8 am in Miami for his 24th birthday but don't be fooled, Manziel does this shit everyday. So would most people if not for the...
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December 7, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
It's unclear whether or not there's a Kardashian curse when it comes to men. They've simply fucked too many of them to draw a reasonable sample size, not to mention most of the men they target have seriously personality...
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December 6, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
Madonna's eleven year old son is from Malawi. Being the daughter of Madonna has got to be a step up, but just barely. The villagers back home never used to masturbate with a mustard bottle on the hammock.
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December 6, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
Matt Barnes either choked a woman out or got choked by a guy at an NYC nightclub, depending on which hood rat you believe. According to dubious reports, he also punched another woman and a man, and according to...
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December 5, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
You get a few passes on being really sloppy drunk in public before it goes from funny to kind of sad. That's where Cuba Gooding is at. Also once you near fifty, drop the junior.
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December 5, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
Anthony Weiner is reportedly too broke to stay in sex rehab. Most guys who have a lot of sex are less financially secure than they'd have you believe. Hookers are super expensive. So are drinks. Dinners can be. Divorces,...
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December 5, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
ESPN analyst Rachel Nichols didn't appreciate Charles Barkley referring to the Golden State Warrios as playing "Little girly basketball." To be fair, he probably wanted to say they play like "little bitches" but you can't say that on TV...
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December 2, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
From an outside perspective, Alexis Arquette seemed like a really annoying blowhard. She became obsessed with outing cloested gay celebrities while simultaneously having the closet AIDS. Given your shitty logic, you may have inflicted some harm on people, no?...
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