December 21, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Jenny McCarthy was gross but it was an interesting juxtaposition because she was hot and you could imagine being nice to her so you could fuck her, so she could get away with it. Lena Dunham is just gross...
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December 20, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Rob Kardashian could not best be described as a publicity whore. Almost the opposite, a fat recluse who can't have any male friends come around because they will most certainly fuck all of his sisters while he sits alone...
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December 20, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
University of Oklahoma running back Joe Mixon was suspended a full season two years ago for cold cocking a college chick in the face at a late night sandwich shop. Coincidentally, the team decided that Mixon's suspension year would...
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December 19, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Tilda Swinton plays the Ancient One in the new Doctor Strange movie and most likely succeeds in making you question your sexuality. The Ancient One's origin story is that he's a Himalayan male, yet in the new reboot the...
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December 19, 2016 |
Uncategorized |
matt-ralston|
Blac Chyna's Instagram account may or may not have actually been hacked, with details being posted about how she's a sketchy whore, which everyone including her husband Rob Kardashian clearly already knows. That's the entirety of her image.
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December 16, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
LeBron James is wearing a safety pin on his lapel on the cover of Sports Illustrated, where he was just named the gender neutral Sportsperson of the Year. The safety pin is meant to show solidarity with those who...
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December 16, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Scott Baio has filed a police report claiming he was physically attacked by Nancy Mack, the wife of Red Hot Chili Pepper's drummer Chad Smith. Sounds like the shittiest fight of all time. Baio and Mack were at the...
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December 15, 2016 |
WTF |
matt-ralston|
If you spend any time per day scrolling through shitty click bait articles on Facebook because you hate yourself, you no doubt came across a story titled something like "Terminally Ill Boy Dies in Santa's Arms." So many questions...
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December 15, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
Lena Headey is reportedly making a million bucks per episode on Game of Thrones and her loser husband with whom she's locked in a custody battle wants her to pay his legal fees. What's the point of having money...
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December 15, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
John Mayer just threw major shade at Taylor Swift! If you were to read that obnoxiously sensational headline you might think he said she had a huge vagina or that she actually has no friends, the latter actually being...
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