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Ray McDonald Video Inconclusive (VIDEO)

December 29, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Former niners defensive end Ray McDonald is a free agent. Permanently. So are you, someone might pick you up. Declare for the draft, what can it hurt? McDonald and his baby mama got into an argument a few months... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Charms 96 Year Old Male Fan

December 28, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Today in fake news, Taylor Swift performed a heavily documented private concert for the friends and family of a 96 year old WWII veteran named Cyrus Porter who is supposedly her "biggest fan." READ MORE

Emily Ratajkoski Naked Christmas Card

December 28, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

For Christmas, Emily Ratajkowski apparently sent her friends and family Christmas cards she took of herself while naked. Happy Holidays, Aunt Bethel. The kids are really fucked up these days huh? No, just your niece. READ MORE

Lena Dunham Fattest Mermaid

December 27, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

There's a reason you don't see corpulent mermaids, presumably they have to tread water nearly 24 hours a day, only stopping to fuck 80's movie stars. There are also not giant tubs of red vines or Jamba Juice locations... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Buzzkill

December 27, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus took to Instagram to eviscerate the increasingly consumer driven nature of Christmas while wearing four separate Christmas themed outfits that she purchased. She also bought a Christmas light necklace, antlers, and a big red and green bow... READ MORE

YouTube Guys Still Fake Victims (VIDEO)

December 23, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Is YouTube star analogous to porn star? What do you mean by star exactly, anal without knowing the chap's name, or a predilection towards video diaries, personality disorders, and goofy hair? READ MORE

Chyna Was All Fucked Up

December 23, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It was apparent Chyna had a drug problem when she started participating in professional wrestling. Then there were the steroids and the fact that her clit was the size of a cocktail weenie and eventually the crying YouTube videos... READ MORE

Chandler Parssons Perving Out On Instagram

December 22, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

If you're in the NBA being injured 300 days a year has its perks. You still get paid, and you have a ton of time to try and pick up on Instagram models, a pastime far less fruitful than... READ MORE

Gay Bachelor Former Rentboy

December 22, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Logo is doing a gay version of The Bachelor called "Finding Prince Charming." If your girlfriend DVR's this consider breaking up with her. In the least shocking news of the day it turns out Prince Charming used to be... READ MORE

Chargers Security Guard Gets Frisky (VIDEO)

December 21, 2016 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders still hold some campy allure in the minds of perverts because a member of the San Diego Chargers security staff decided to masturbate within feet of them on the field instead of his hometown squad's... READ MORE

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