Orpah wrote a carb heavy cookbook and has been heavily promoting it. You might wonder if someone who's had epic struggles with her weight is the appropriate person to suggest what you should eat. It would almost be like... READ MORE

According to the Huffington Post, Robin Williams was turned down for a role as a groundskeeper in the Harry Potter franchise because American director Chris Columbus wanted to only hire British people. READ MORE

Mariah Carey's new reality show features her gay boyfriend Bryan Tanaka jumping out of a cake and giving her a lap dance. They were initially going to do it the other way around, but Tanaka is a dancer and... READ MORE

Remember making the dumb friendless kid eat worms or throw snowballs at the principal? That's when bullying was more commonly referred to as standard fourth grade behavior. READ MORE

Human disaster Mariah Carey gave a really shitty performance on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve, because when you think of rock 'n' roll you picture Mariah Carey and her twink friendly schlock. In many ways, Dick Clark is... READ MORE

Not that many moms get their daughter into Judo because most moms aren't completely psychotic. It really did a number on Ronda Rousey. READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan has been banging some Turkish dude who is paying her and in the process hitting up a bunch of refugee camps to fill some sort of void. Unfortunately she's still talking. READ MORE

Universal Pictures animated musical Sing made a character named Johnny, who aspires to be a hip hop artist and is clearly supposed to be black, a gorilla. Also, his father, who is also a gorilla, is a gang banger... READ MORE

Ashley Graham took her top off on America's Next Top Model for female empowerment. While lecturing a bunch of chicks who have decided they want to make money off being attractive. READ MORE

Phil Jackson was a great coach. The secret is, get a gig coaching the best player of all time and roll the ball out. Coast on that notoriety. Involve yourself in pseudo spiritualism. This is also known as being... READ MORE