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Ray J’s Big Brother Run Ends Prematurely

January 11, 2017 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

You can tell a lot about someone by their teeth. Background, income, level of self respect, prevalence of drug use, etc. Ray J has been shooting Celebrity Big Brother in England for the past few weeks, a service of... READ MORE

Kristen Bell Reveals Butt Pads

January 10, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kristen Bell shared an Instagram photo of the butt pads she wore under her dress at the Golden Globes. It's not exactly what you would deem sexy, but neither are her man hands. It appears she has simply stopped... READ MORE

Tom Hiddleston Lost The Room

January 10, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Christian Slater and Vince Vaughn looked like they wanted to punch Tom Hiddleston in the mouth as he attempted to promote his shitty show The Night Manager by weaving it into a yarn about the humanitarian crisis in the... READ MORE

Chris Brown Still Impossibly Not Incarcerated

January 9, 2017 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Do not get into a road rage accident with Chris Brown, because he will shoot you and smoke crack on your corpse. There's a myth that being tough is actually centered on fighting ability. 99 percent of it is... READ MORE

Mariah Carey Victimized

January 9, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey is sticking to her story that the production company which produced her failed New Year's Eve performance did it on purpose to fuck with her. If this was coming from Bruce Springsteen, you'd want to bend an... READ MORE

John Travolta Healthy Marriage

January 6, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

John Travolta discussed his marriage in a recent interview with Closer Weekly. How could this not be awkward? Spare the poor woman some dignity. Travolta explained that he and Kelly Preston have a very healthy marriage, something only a... READ MORE

Nicole Kidman Damaging Her Children

January 6, 2017 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Nicole Kidman did a radio interview with two yentas who call themselves The Moms. You can be a mother or a father, but when your entire identity lies in the fact that you've reproduced, you're a loser. READ MORE

Toddler Rescue Video Probably Fake (VIDEO)

January 5, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Some guy named Ricky Shoff posted a Facebook video of his toddler son saving his twin brother who was pinned under a dresser, presumably while the parents were in the next room. What awful parents. Did you not hear... READ MORE

Diana Gordon Finds Homeless Brother

January 5, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Diana Gordon is a musician who has sold her material off to some of her less talented peers such as Beyonce and Ciara. She was recently driving near her home in LA when she noticed her brother, who'd been... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner Tremendous Man Tits

January 4, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Caitlyn Jenner is releasing a line of makeup for the MAC brand. Seems silly at first but really who needs more makeup than Caitlyn Jenner. She's kept the company in business the last few years, the least they could... READ MORE

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