Joe Biden has joined the chorus of politicians desperately trying to seem poor. I guess the hip hop bling culture hasn’t invaded the ranks of white career politicians just yet. Biden says he has no investments and doesn’t even... READ MORE

Internet entrepreneur and pretend millionaire bachelor on Millionaire Matchmaker, Andrew Stern was apparently having a meltdown over his wife and former Deal or No Deal model Katie Cleary when he shot himself in the head. Stern was reportedly pissed that... READ MORE

The Federal Government represents the entire audience above age middle school that care about the Insane Clown Posse. After the FBI solved all the terrorism and gun violence problems, they went to number three on their list and classified fans... READ MORE

Getting Mel Gibson’s back is no simple task. But, what the fuck, Gary Oldman went for it on the radio. Oldman thinks it’s bullshit that James Mee, the deputy sheriff who arrested Gibson for a DUI, included four pages... READ MORE

Sting is worth $300 million give or take a mansion or yacht or two. He earned his money and he’s doing whatever the fuck he wants with it, which includes making sure his kids don’t become spoiled heirs and... READ MORE

Courtney Love claims Kurt Cobain wanted to be famous really badly. His anti-social traveler persona was just a cover. It’s hard to understand why Courtney Love would be trashing the legend of her dead husband unless you take into... READ MORE

Even though the Central Park Five have been cleared of all charges, Donald Trump is pissed they reached a financial settlement after  each spent up to 13 years in prison. The forty million dollar settlement means each wrongly accused... READ MORE

Hillary Clinton doesn’t believe she’s out of touch with the common man. Bill and Hill are just a couple of clock watchers trying to pay the rent. “Because we pay ordinary income tax, unlike a lot of people who are truly... READ MORE

The obsessed fan arrested for stalking musician Miley Cyrus is apparently deaf. Devon Meek is also batshit insane, a fact confirmed by police when he informed them he is a huge fan of Cyrus. Since he can’t actually hear... READ MORE

Donald Sterling left an angry voicemail to the shrink who diagnosed him as being cognitively impaired allowing his wife could take control of the Clippers team sale. Sterling was pissed that the doctor shared his medical records against his... READ MORE