Adam Richman’s new Travel Channel show may have been pulled due to some graphic comments on Instagram. Richman recently lost a shit ton of weight by merely quitting his job on the gluttonous abomination known as Man Vs. Food.... READ MORE

One of the doctors who determined Donald Sterling was too bat shit to decide the fate of the Clippers had dinner and drinks with him and his wife after the examination. Dr. Meril Platzer probably waited for Sterling to pick... READ MORE

I’d always assumed Megan Fox’s crappy acting was directly related to her complete lack of acting talent. Fucking assumptions wing me again. Apparently, her dramatic performances are grade school level because she just doesn’t give a shit: “It’s so... READ MORE

A judge ruled that Oscar Pistorius cannot claim insanity in his murder defense because shooting your nagging girlfriend seems pretty normal to most dudes. Pistorius’ lawyers now must rely on the dumbass defense as to why Oscar shot at... READ MORE

Actor Luke Grimes apparently quit True Blood because the show writers wanted his character to go gay. If you’re super sensitive to homoerotic material maybe you shouldn’t appear on one of the gayest shows on television. Every one knows... READ MORE

ABC is debuting a reality series starring Paul Hogan because he was kind of funny in movies that were popular a couple or three decades ago. Also, development executives at ABC were pretty certain that Mayan apocalypse was real... READ MORE

Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares didn’t help save many restaurants. A majority all went under. Ramsay’s move was to barge in and change a menu from burgers and fries to contemporary vegan so he could continue to be friends with... READ MORE

Shia LeBeouf was apparently trying to steal food from a homeless guy hours before he was arrested for being a drunk and disorderly asshole at Studio 54. In the coming weeks LeBeouf will announce he’s going to rehab, but some behavior... READ MORE

When you find yourself on national television explaining that your wife’s as is made of real human fatty flesh to an incredulous audience, you must realize the extent of your cartoonish fetishization. Ice-T explained that people often gawk at... READ MORE

ESPN started The Body Issue to show Sports Illustrated that they too could run issues that really had nothing to do with sports. The difference is the SI Swimsuit issue features the hottest chick models in the world. The... READ MORE