Robin Thicke’s newest album may have sold zero copies in Australia its opening week. I’m told by industry experts this is not a strong number. The relatively poor sales could be related to the fact that everybody is sick to... READ MORE

Chris Brown posted a photo to Instagram again confirming his gang affiliation with the Bloods. Even though Brown is happy to be allowed shoelaces again, the point of this photo was in the caption which read: “It’s bool! I... READ MORE

Rosie O’Donnell contract demands include the provision that no reality stars be named to fill the open co-host spots of The View. This could be Rosie playing into the stereotype that all reality stars are pill-popping wrecked fame whores... READ MORE

American Bill Hillmann was hospitalized after being gored by a bull during the annual celebration of maliciously taunting big dumb animals in Pamplona, Spain. Hillmann is a self proclaimed expert and author on running with the bulls. He thinks... READ MORE

Like most disgraced and publicly humbled celebrities Armstrong spends his time banging models, drinking specialty margaritas he created called Lanceritas, and playing golf. He also realized he was 42 and it was time to stop riding around on a... READ MORE

Donald Sterling went balls out during his first appearance in probate court to discuss whether he’s mildly crazy, very crazy, or actually died two years ago in a brothel in Compton and we’re all crazy. Based on his belligerent behavior... READ MORE

The producers of The View allowed Jenny McCarthy to lie about leaving the show on her own terms. Her hiring was unpopular, her contributions to the show pure lesbian fake glasses shat, and her departure hurriedly arranged. She was... READ MORE

Costco has removed a book that is critical of its founder’s political leanings and replaced it with twenty-pound packs of frozen bagel burrito dogs. Those are actually delicious if you happen to be wicked high. Dinesh D’Souza’s “America: Imagine the... READ MORE

In keeping with the war he has waged on all things reasonably entertaining, Tyler Perry won his battle to trademark the tired phrase, What Would Jesus Do. Perry didn’t actually create the slogan, but he fought to own it just... READ MORE

Andrew Rector is either a humorless fuck or knows the Yankees and ESPN are loaded because he’s suing them for $10 million dollars for mocking him in the stands during a ball game. Rector fell asleep in his seat at Yankee... READ MORE