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Poor Guatemalan Woman Gives Birth For Amy Smart

January 25, 2017 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

You probably remember Amy Smart from being the ridiculously hot chick in 90's movies who couldn't act, and nobody brought it up or cared. You looked at her like she was your actual girlfriend taking a cooking class, not... READ MORE

Chelsea Handler Shames Melania Trump

January 25, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Chelsea Handler lead the Women's March at the Sundance Film Festival, meaning she was already there to get shit faced and the biggest celebrity willing to brave the cold while hungover. READ MORE

SNL PC Polices Itself

January 24, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

SNL indefinitely suspended a writer who made a joke about Donald Trump's son Barron. It's pretty uncool to make jokes about a possibly autistic ten year old. In that vein, maybe it's uncool to bring him onstage in front... READ MORE

Hana Gabey Odiele Comes Out As Intersex

January 24, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Hana Gabey Odiele is a Belgian model who was born with undescended testes. This is when you have an empty nut sack. Usually a boy's balls drop around nine months. READ MORE

Young Thug Has A Legit Gripe With The Man

January 23, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Whatever you want think of race issues in America, there's a serious problem with policing. Whether certain cops are specifically targeting blacks or just poor people with shitty legal representation who happen to be black is a matter of... READ MORE

Keke Palmer Secretly Filmed By Trey Songz

January 23, 2017 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Model and mediocre singer Keke Palmer took to Instagram to explain how she was taken advantage of during a music video shoot, maybe not coincidentally the day before the Women's March madness. READ MORE

Madonna Loses It At Women’s Rights March (VIDEO)

January 23, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

There are probably a decent amount of men and women who voted for Trump to piss off annoying self-righteous assholes like Madonna. In fact, 40 percent of women who voted cast their ballot for Trump. Casting a ballot seems... READ MORE

Trump Assassination Foiled By Twitter (VIDEO)

January 19, 2017 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Some guy named Dominic Puopolo tweeted a video in which he said he was going to travel to the inauguration and kill Donald Trump. At least somebody's excited to actually be attending. READ MORE

Antonio Brown Apologizes (VIDEO)

January 19, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Antonio Brown apologized for the Facebook Live video he streamed of coach Mike Tomlin's post game speech, in which he ironically told the team to "stay focused" and "keep a low profile." It turns out live streaming stuff in... READ MORE

Lamar Odom Can’t Break Free (VIDEO)

January 18, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Prior to entering rehab last month Lamar Odom did a segment on the daytime show The Doctors explaining his decision to some shitty soap opera guy posing as a doctor. It's produced by Dr Phil, so assume its target... READ MORE

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