Anna Kendrick does not want to be listed in the Most Beautiful lists many magazines release every year to purchase celebrity access from powerful publicists. Kendrick stated her aversion to the superficiality of beauty while on a paid modeling... READ MORE

The rapper who cut off his dick then jumped off a building is still feeling solid about his decision. Andre Johnson, or Christ Bearer if you own the albums, insisted he was quite sane at the time he severed... READ MORE

A few years ago Rose McGowan’s agent told her not to talk so much in meetings. Of course the agent didn’t tell her to shut the fuck up, she had to stroke her ego in her request: “I had an... READ MORE

Nadya Suleman pleaded no contest to welfare fraud after she failed to disclose her porn income in her statement of financial need to the government. She apparently made twenty-five thousand dollars for masturbating in a bathtub, which was screened... READ MORE

Playboy has contracted Terry Richardson to photograph an entire issue of their magazine. Playboy probably took this unusual step because Richardson is trending big in the news and their magazine business is more desperate than fourteen dudes standing around a keg... READ MORE

Before she committed suicide, RFK Jr’s wife gave her friend lists of her husband’s mistresses. Kennedy apparently had a psychotic obsession with putting up pussy kill numbers. His wife found 43 numbers in his phone under the category of... READ MORE

Nicole Kelly beat out over 2,000 contestants to be named Miss Iowa. This is even more impressive since she is missing the lower half of her left arm. I guess you really can’t be missing just the upper half... READ MORE

Universal Studios execs bailed on a race scene for Fast & Furious 7. The shoot was lined up and ready. As the Cantonese speaking refugees who work for granola bars from craft services were touching up the script, the... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson turned the sentiment of her recent divorce into a string of prose so horribly absurd, Satan ordered rats to dig into Robert Frost’s grave and fuck his skull. Long and rambling, Pam’s poem presents dystopian views critical... READ MORE

The prostitute who watched a Google exec die after she injected him with heroin had another male love interest who coincidentally overdosed and died two months ago. According to her statement, she was in the shower and heard someone fall... READ MORE