Donald Sterling is apparently banging Raquel Lee, or at least buying her a bunch of expensive shit while he tries to get his dick hard enough to penetrate her 100 point skee ball hole. Lee is a woman with... READ MORE

Ian Ziering sees the Sharknado franchise as one that will compete with Star Wars and Fast Furious for many years to come: “I’m going to keep doing this until I get eaten… I see about 20 more installments in... READ MORE

Gisele earned $47 million last year according to Forbes and is annoyed they wrote an article about it. She attempted to vaguely minimize the details of the story: “It’s sad, because the people who write these things don’t have... READ MORE

Scott Disick was admitted to a hospital last month for being a pussy who can’t hold his liquor. Disick was out getting hammered when he told his paid extra friends he thought he was roofied. Its unclear if the hospital... READ MORE

Jason Biggs didn’t back down after he made a shitty joke on Twitter about the Malaysian Airlines flight shot down over Ukraine, killing all 295 passengers: “Anyone wanna buy my Malaysian Airlines frequent flier miles?” Hah-hah-hah…. what?  Biggs got... READ MORE

Jennifer O’Neill, Lady Gaga’s former assistant, is writing a tell all book about the horrors of holding down a full time job. Gaga, who orders her non-disclosure agreements from the back of The Onion, already had to pay O’Neill... READ MORE

Boston radio slob Kurt Minihane went on a tirade against Erin Andrews because she failed the sacred trade of journalism by not asking hard hitting questions during the MLB All-Star game. During an in game interview Andrews asked Adam... READ MORE

One Direction’s Zayn Malik created chaos among his prepubescent legion of Forever 21 shoppers by posting a photo of himself wearing a wedding ring. Malik’s spokesperson said the ring is  merely an engagement ring and requested that only girls with... READ MORE

Selena Gomez perfectly captured her generation’s mantra in a new tattoo, which reads Love Yourself First. It was translated from an Arabic phrase, because translating common phrases from a foreign language is a good way to make idiotic tattoos... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather said he is actually friends with Justin Bieber and not just pretending to like Justin Bieber like the rest of the people who like Justin Bieber. Mayweather was offended when it was suggested otherwise, as if him... READ MORE