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Donald Sterling Sues Everybody

July 23, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Donald Sterling has filed a civil suit against his strangle estranged wife Shelly, NBA commissioner Adam Silver, and the entire NBA. Basically he’s putting everyone he is pissed at into one giant group and suing the shit out of... READ MORE

Coolio Has A New Record Label

July 23, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Coolio will be releasing his music on Pornhub.com from now on because it’s the website most often visited on mute. Pornhub agreed to provide Coolio with some porn stars to dance around in his new video because he didn’t... READ MORE

Richard Pryor’s Son Threatens To Sue

July 23, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Richard Pryor Jr. sent a cease and desist letter to his stepmother demanding she halt production of Richard Pryor’s fledgling biopic. The letter claims a dying Pryor Sr. was tricked into signing away the rights to his life story... READ MORE

Patriots Got Aaron Hernandez’ Back

July 23, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Aaron Hernandez’ legal defense team requested his team files from the New England Patriots. The Patriots refused to release some of his scouting reports citing ‘trade secrets’. When a ruthless murderer is standing trial it’s important nobody know how... READ MORE

Ben Stein Judged By Pregnant Hooker

July 22, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ben Stein is being accused by a pregnant lady of being super fucking creepy. No, that’s not a crime. Stein met Tanya Ma, a self described performance artist and former escort in the airport. Former escort being something akin... READ MORE

Bill Clinton Still Likes to Bone

July 22, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A new book being released about the Clintons claims Bill has a new mistress. I guess she’s replaced the former mistresses who in turn replaced the interns Bill would ream in the Lincoln Bedroom while Linda Bloodworth-Thomason fingered her pudgy... READ MORE

Kim Jong Un Is Un-Happy (VIDEO)

July 22, 2014 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

North Korea is demanding a video of Kim Jong Un’s superimposed head be removed from the Internet. Apparently North Korean officials do not understand how the world wide web works because they are still developing ice boxes and water... READ MORE

Anna Paquin Is Super Sexual

July 21, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Anna Paquin has been publicly musing about her sex life again. She may have chosen to join the cast of True Blood just for the vampire fetish sex. A while back Paquin tweeted: “Proud to be a happily married bisexual... READ MORE

Phillip Seymour Hoffman Was A Solid Dad

July 21, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Phillip Hoffman didn’t leave any money to his kids. He didn’t want his children to be trust fund brats, which he helped insure by blowing liberal amounts of their inheritance on heroin. In his own dad is laying naked... READ MORE

Anderson Cooper Overshares

July 21, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Anderson Cooper got kind of graphic on Bravo Andy Cohen’s talk show when was asked to reveal a secret about Cohen and replied with: “I know a lot of secrets about Andy, but I guess the one that would... READ MORE

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