Beyonce acknowledged the elevator brawl involving Jay Z and her sister on a horrendous new auto-tuned track. The remix to Flawless features Beyonce boasting about herself to a degree professional wrestlers would find embarrassing. With non ironic peacocking Beyonce... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan posted a bikini pic to Instagram where she looks like a legit nine, minus a point for the scabies bites. The heavy shadows help to obscure a plethora of bruises, gashes, knife wounds, shrapnel scars, skin grafts... READ MORE

Vin Diesel recently opened up about the death of Paul Walker. Diesel said it was tough to lose Walker and then went into a self-serving monologue referencing his turbulent, war torn past: “It’s a heavy thing, Michael. You know? I... READ MORE

After her Hulkster divorce, Linda Hogan took in an orphaned teenager who looked suspiciously like her son. The pair would bang their sweaty parts together with such fervor, migratory birds started shifting their generations old flight paths just to... READ MORE

Monica Lewinsky was offended by a reference to herself while watching Orange Is The New Black. She penned an online summary of her experience in which she bestows heroic status on herself for having the courage to write the... READ MORE

Sony just released an ‘N Synch greatest hits album and didn’t notify the band about it. The greatest hits album comes at an inopportune time for ‘N Sync, since they haven’t released an album in over a decade, already... READ MORE

“You are ugly if you don’t have a curvy body, and I didn’t have one, and then I got one, and thought ‘Yessss!’ And then people say: ‘Oh, wow, you’re healthy.’ And you’re like, ‘Wait – what? I’ve been begging... READ MORE

Ali Wentworth thinks society needs more dialogue regarding post menopausal sex. Especially over dinner. Being an aging female comedienne is tough. You’ve done all the vibrator jokes you have in you, and few taboo topics are left since Sarah... READ MORE

Aspiring actress and moderately annoying youtube personality, Anna Akana, made a video insulting dudes who only go for Asian chicks. Akana insists that white guys who exclusively date Asian women are submissive school girl fetish seeking perverts with Yellow... READ MORE

Magic Johnson’s obnoxiously affected son EJ is joining the cast of Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Season 2. The lifeless caricature of affluence will be consistently blurting out nonsensical cliches about fashion and yachts alongside some other annoying cunts.... READ MORE