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Kanye West Photographically Lynched

August 7, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

In a deposition for a civil case where he is accused of assaulting a paparazzi, Kanye West compared the plight of celebrities to that of blacks during the civil rights movement. West sees the paparazzi as an intrusive force... READ MORE

Kenny Loggins Playing Smaller Venues

August 7, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kenny Loggins will play a show in your living room if you give him $30K to produce an album where he keeps all the royalties. Loggins has catfished a dude named Erick Sanchez to bite on this plan. Sanchez... READ MORE

Michael Jackson Molesting From Beyond the Grave

August 6, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Wade Robson is suing to get Michael Jackson’s estate to admit that Jackson was a child molester. Robson used to hang with Michael Jackson as a grade school kid when Webster was in the hospital having his bones kept... READ MORE

Darryl Strawberry Down With the Sickness

August 6, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Darryl Strawberry addressed a rumor about former teammate Kevin Mitchell while promoting his new book about marriage. Mitchell was a psycho who regularly punched people of varying genders. He took a few bullets. And it was rumored he decapitated... READ MORE

Delonte West On Banging LeBron’s Mom

August 6, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Delonte West says he didn’t name his kid Delonte West Jr because he doesn’t want people  teasing his kid about Delonte’s reported interludes with LeBron James’ mother. As the rumor gained traction LeBron pouted his way through his final... READ MORE

Bill Nye And Robert Picardo Might Be Doing It

August 6, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Star Trek: Voyager star Robert Picardo’s wife is accusing him of having an affair with Bill Nye the Science Guy. She apparently installed a GPS on his car and has been telling everyone that her husband’s sticking his shlong... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian’s Whore App Is Innocent

August 5, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ayelet Waldman went on a Twitter rant because her kid got duped by Kim Kardashian’s pretend shopping app. The game allows you to buy shit that does not exist, which is a slightly worse bargain than shelling out a... READ MORE

Dustin Johnson Is The Coolest Golfer

August 5, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Its hard to be a rebel while wearing slacks and a visor, but Dustin Johnson has been blowing lines and fucked more than one PGA player’s wife. One wife notch could be written off as a coke fueled mistake,... READ MORE

Sylvester Stallone Confirms Doubts

August 5, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Sylvester Stallone opened up about his dwindling male fan base while promoting Expendables 3. Stallone has seen the market for homoerotic bromance shrink in the past years as POV gay pornography has become readily available online. He is apparently... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Topless Wedding Photo

August 4, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian posted a topless photo of herself getting fitted for a wedding dress. Kim was forced to wait for several hours as her Beverly Hills designers kidnapped an old woman from Prague who could hand sew to such... READ MORE

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