Kendall Jenner retained celebrity reputation defender nonpareil Marty Singer to  threaten to sue a New York City waitress who claims Jenner walked out on a bill. Jenner insists she merely forgot to pay the bill and left the restaurant... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus posted a photo to her Instagram with acne medication applied to her lip and titled it ‘Zitcream Mustache.’ Cyrus really knows how to go against the grain. She became a sex symbol who looks like the dude... READ MORE

Christina Aguilera wants to pose naked in Playboy after she gives birth to her second child by whomever she’s banging these days. That sentence is akin to saying she wants to go drag racing after slamming down a power... READ MORE

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are refusing to film the new season of their show until the person stealing their jewelry is caught. It is unclear if this is a stunt born of desperation for material or if they... READ MORE

Megan Fox went on Conan and told him his spirit animal is a llama. Some show prep producer mocked up a convoluted astrological chart for Fox to stumble through so the audience could laugh while imagining fucking her. Megan... READ MORE

Gene Simmons went on a fresh rant advising immigrants to learn English. Simmons has a knack for taking mundane ideas and passing them off as controversial. Take the over produced butt rock band he founded. Simmons convinced an entire... READ MORE

Paris Hilton is currently on a two month world tour where she DJs and stares blankly at an imaginary cure for herpes in the distance. Being a DJ is a logical step for Hilton as it requires four part... READ MORE

It appears War Machine caught porn star girlfriend Christy Mack fucking another dude before he beat the living shit out of her. War Machine is now a fugitive but tweeted some weird shit to Mack from his bunker which... READ MORE

Mickey Rourke offered a ringing endorsement of Vladamir Putin while in Russia. It seems that dudes who are cartoonish symbols of masculinity born out of self loathing find a way to relate to one another, and being a douche... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus is flooding Instagram with pictures of her new pet pig Bubba Sue, because most people have never seen a pig suckled a human teat and find the novelty endlessly hilarious. Cyrus has found that taking topless photos... READ MORE