Someone should inform LeBron James that what he's doing isn't all that serious or important. There's a lot of money involved, but stop acting like you're on House of Cards.

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Khloe Kardashian is hosting a series on E! where she gets a new great big fat woman to talk about her struggles every week and then gives them a makeover and some personal training sessions which they will cease using... READ MORE

Nick Gordon took to Instagram to post some photos of his dead sister/girlfriend/wife, Bobbi Kristina Brown. He also threw in some first person conversational pillow talk, in case dead people who you helped kill look at Instagram.

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Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and Drake  are all passing on attending the Grammys  even though they have 22 nominations between them. All three not so subtly noted how the young black man is being kept down by the Grammys.... READ MORE

The Dallas PD released photos of the aftermath of Broncos cornerback Aqib Talib accidentally shooting himself in the leg. Or, maybe it was on purpose and he just wants to feel something. For every million cutters there... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor are engaged in continued histrionics over a possible fight. If they do fight, it will be the worst fight of all time and neither one will be trying and they'll have beers after.... READ MORE

Britney Spears got a tattoo of a cross right above her pussy. The Bible explicitly forbids graven images, and almost certainly those aimed at making you look impossibly more slutty. Jesus wasn't all that judgmental and in fact... READ MORE

Florida rapper and probably welfare recipient Stitches was arrested in Florida after he pulled his Porche into a handicapped spot at a Whole Foods. Racial profiling seems pretty wrong, but face tat profiling seems completely within reason. 

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You can't stereotype people. Unless you're gay, then you may do whatever you want. There are no such thing as gender norms? When's the last time you saw a trans lady wearing sweatpants? Do actual women go to lunch... READ MORE

It's unclear at what point one becomes a cougar, but usually it's that precise moment when you throw caution to the wind and make it plainly known to strange men that you're down to get fucked. Like right now.

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