JWoww was apparently unhappy about speculation that she had plastic surgery on her face and fought back by posting a plain faced photo, so her regular face, minus eight pounds of Lancome and melted Jolly Ranchers. JWoww proceeded to talk... READ MORE

Pierce Brosnan claims he lost an opportunity to star in the 90’s film Angela’s Ashes because he was too handsome. Brosnan said he called Frank McCourt, the author of the tearjerker novel the movie is based on, and was... READ MORE

Members of Justin Bieber’s posse reportedly bribed a border official to let their members with criminal records into Canada. As per Canada’s policy of being modestly boring, no cash was exchanged but the official was given a bunch of... READ MORE

North Korea’s tourism board has begun marketing surf tours to outsiders. Those who don’t find the jagged boulders and thirty foot surf of Mavericks challenging enough can now have the adrenaline rush of being a sworn enemy in a... READ MORE

Michael Cera has released an online album entitled True That which you can buy for $7 dollars or just donate to a local Urban Outfitters. The music is low res subdued indie garbage, the perfect background score for cutting... READ MORE

Some guy hung around outside of Rihanna’s house for three hours before he was scared off by a security guard. The cops caught the guy and since hanging around outside an auto-tuned pop singer’s house is not illegal they... READ MORE

‘Sideshows’ are becoming a popular spectacle in San Francisco. They involve doing crazy shit with your car in cool locations like the Golden Gate Bridge. To pull off a Sideshow you need to have a bunch of your boys... READ MORE

Barry Norman just wrote a tribute to Robin Williams in which he bashes the recently dead actor relentlessly. Norman used to host the BBC’s Film Programme and is one of the most well known British film critics, a cringeworthy... READ MORE

Chuy Bravo has not heard anything about being featured on Chelsea Handler’s new Netflix show. Consider that a bad sign. Chuy’s job on the previous show was to sit on a stool while the hostess burped out lazy Mexican... READ MORE

The NFL has asked their next Super Bowl halftime performers to pay the NFL for the right to perform. They want either a mafia-like ‘voluntary contribution’ or a portion of the artists touring revenue immediately following the show. The... READ MORE