Questionable sources claim Suge Knight may have been shot because he was seeking a tell all book deal. Knight apparently scored an advance for a similar book years ago but realized he would have to pull a drive by... READ MORE

Joe Jackson wrote a post on his website complaining that none of his relatives want to see him. He didn’t mention this is because many of them regularly appear on Oprah to acknowledge how he beat the crap out... READ MORE

The owner of a popular chain of bikini coffee stands in Washington state, including Java Jugs and Twin Peaks, has been charged with promoting prostitution. Carmela Panico is madame of the shops in which girls wear bikinis and high... READ MORE

Cee Lo Green copped a plea deal in a case where he was accused of drugging a woman with ecstasy. The woman claims she woke up naked and confused in Cee Lo’s bed. That can’t be a pleasant way... READ MORE

Michael Vick is pissed that teammate Riley Cooper did not text him back after Vick texted to congratulate him on his new contract. Vick is a rare breed who holds the emotional vulnerability of a schoolgirl with the ability... READ MORE

Former Fugees forgettable Pras Michel is going to North Korea to watch an exhibition wrestling match. Pras is framing the event in delusional terms since he is friends with Barack Obama and thinks he or anyone else might give... READ MORE

A few years ago Rob Ford was volunteering as assistant coach for a high school football team and according to newly released documents he abused the shit out of them. Another coach testified that Ford would show up hammered... READ MORE

The disgusting last option eatery Denny’s is opening its first New York City location in the Financial District. Denny’s had previously stayed out of New York because people who live there can afford to dine where pubic hair isn’t... READ MORE

USC scrub Anthony Brown just quit the team because coach Steve Sarkisian is a racist. Brown made his announcement on Instagram, where Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. would be posting today if he were alive. “Sark treated me like... READ MORE

Some politicians respond to resignation worthy prostitution scandals by drinking themselves to death in The Hamptons but Eliot Spitzer is still making moves. He got on a flight to Paris with his former spokesgirl Lis Smith after selling some... READ MORE