Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert DeNiro will reportedly each make $13 million dollars for two days filming a short movie to promote a new casino in Macau. The Studio City is a movie themed mega casino, which should... READ MORE

World’s preeminent social satirist Miley Cyrus posted an Instagram picture of herself with a huge fat ass that looks like Nicki Minaj. Miley included the lyric “Ass so fat need a lap dance.” Minaj responded by reposting the photo with... READ MORE

As part of his new Today extension, NBC has agreed to pay for Matt Lauer to helicopter back and forth to his house in the Hamptons. It’s unclear how often this is happening, but many feel it’s like hitting a... READ MORE

Maria Shriver splayed the victim when it became public her husband had banged a mini-me into the frumpy house maid, but Maria was apparently cheating on Arnold as well. Shriver has just recently begun publicly dating Matthew Dowd, Arnold’s... READ MORE

Comedian Patrick Moote has found minor celebrity after releasing Unhung Hero, the documentary about his small penis that you constantly see promoted on Netflix and squint your eyes to blur out. Moote was publicly rejected when he proposed to... READ MORE

Piers Morgan is no longer employed by CNN. After taking over for Larry King, Morgan saw the show’s ratings tank because the change of face suddenly made people realize they had actually been watching Larry King stumble through interviews... READ MORE

The Prostate Cancer Foundation rejected $6,000 dollars in donations that were contributed in the name Jennifer Lawrence’s “honor”, apparently by people wanking to her leaked nude photos. The Reddit page donation link was a way for those who felt... READ MORE

Sneazy the Squirrel is a craze on Penn State’s campus. Sneazy is a real squirrel who is regularly dressed up in outfits by Mary Krupa, who has been dubbed the Squirrel Whisperer and clearly has a killer campus social... READ MORE

Manny Pacquiao went off on Floyd Mayweather in a recent interview and became the latest Rhodes Scholar to attack him for his lack of education. Mayweather never graduated high school, which makes sense because punching boxers and women in... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian pretended to reveal to her unemployed boyfriend that she’s pregnant with their third out of wedlock child. Disick shuttered at the notion. Possibly because Kourtney asked him to shut the door so they could be in private... READ MORE