Some guy has been showing up at a cemetery in New Mexico dressed as the Grim Reaper. It’s the type of thing you just don’t need after that tough hungover day at work where you decided you aren’t drinking... READ MORE

The knock on Chris Bosh has always been that he is too soft for the NBA paint. Bosh is countering his on court pussy reputation by releasing a line of neck ties. The genius idea of fancy expensive neck ties... READ MORE

Hip Hop producer Terius Nash, aka The Dream, who has written several suspiciously effeminate songs for Britney Spears, Beyonce, and that chick you hate from college made a cameo at a mandatory court appearance for beating the shit out... READ MORE

Tish Cyrus gets asked a lot about being the mom of America’s favorite acting out child. When your kid is flashing her cooch at school to the boys for a dollar, everybody just talks about what a horrible mom... READ MORE

Before singing the National Anthem at the NFL’s season opener in Seattle, Adriana Grande posted some photos of her tight ass with the caption “Grande yet so petite.” It’s hard to brag about your own ass and not come... READ MORE

Edie Falco reported her bicycle stolen at a Manhattan police station. Falco claims to have had three other bikes recently stolen as well. She shrugged off her habit of flushing titanium alloy down the toilet with “It’s New York, stuff... READ MORE

Atlanta Hawks majority owner Bruce Levenson ratted himself out to to the NBA commissioners office for writing a racially tinged email to his own team management a couple years ago. The long memo covered many franchise operations topics, including how... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus went to an Alexander Wang after party at Fashion Week with ice cream cone pasties taped to her little nubs. Cyrus added to the ensemble some goofy glasses and weed leaf earrings, because unlike the rest of... READ MORE

Eva Longoria appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live for a haphazard cooking segment designed to promote her new illegal immigration themed movie that absolutely nobody will ever see. Publicists who think in precisely two dimensions got the bright idea for... READ MORE

New phones soon to hit the market are promoting selfie friendly technology, with dramatic enhancements to the previously unimportant front facing camera. Samsung’s new Galaxy Note comes with a feature called “Wide Selfie” for the fatter faced Kardashians. Microsoft’s... READ MORE