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Guy Who Started The Fappening Feels Violated

September 12, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

John Meneses created The Fappening on Reddit, which exposed a ton of celebrity nudes to those of us who did not think jerking off for shits and giggles was worth navigating 4chan’s labyrinth of anime bondage porn. Now the... READ MORE

Don’t Face Fuck Jesus in Pennsylvania

September 12, 2014 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A fourteen year old Pennsylvania kid who posted a novelty photo of himself face fucking a Jesus statue could serve two years in juvie after police pressed charges for desecration. The original Facebook post saw mixed reviews, some of his... READ MORE

Instagram Troll Screwed By The Man

September 12, 2014 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Param Sharma has an Instagram account that makes fun of lame celebrities flaunting their wealth. He’s about to get released from jail for selling a stolen cell phone on Craigslist like a baller. Sharma’s lawyer claims his 90 day... READ MORE

Courtney Love Sucks

September 12, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Some guy was hired to record a Hole performance four years ago, but nobody had any use for the recording because a live Hole performance vanishes into the ether once the interested twelve year olds get picked up by... READ MORE

Stripper Sues Jerry Jones

September 11, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Stripper and humanitarian Jana Weckerly, who took the photos of Jerry Jones’ drunken bathroom boner festival, is now suing Jones over the sexual shenanigans that happened that same evening. Weckerly claims Jones touched her privates, made her touch his... READ MORE

Britney Spears Wants To Gag Porn Star

September 11, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Britney Spears’ lawyers sent a threatening letter to Cali Lee, the porn star her ex-boyfriend David Lucado cheated on her with because he sometimes makes good decisions. Spears’ team is demanding Lee adhere to Lucado’s confidentiality agreement, which is a... READ MORE

Instagram Got Your Back, Floyd

September 11, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Josie Harris, mother to three Floyd Mayweather offspring, had her Instagram account suspended for several days while promoting a tell all book about Floyd’s abusive nature. Two of Mayweather’s other exes have also had their Instagram accounts suspended in the... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne Porks Herself

September 11, 2014 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Cara Delevingne got the word Bacon tattooed onto her foot because only a free-spirited model would do such a kooky thing. Cara is very much caught up in the bacon everything craze gripping the Western world of pre-diabetic millennials.... READ MORE

Olive Garden Goes For Broke

September 10, 2014 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Olive Garden recently offered a promotional pass where you get unlimited pasta, salad, and breadsticks for seven weeks for $100 dollars. They limited the number of passes sold to 1,000 at the pleading of the American Diabetes Association. Because... READ MORE

Lady Gaga Accepts Her Fat

September 10, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lady Gaga posted some swimsuit pics to Instagram that were either normal amounts of unflattering or really fucking unflattering. Gaga received negative comments for a few in particular which sort of just portrayed herself the way she looked before... READ MORE

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