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Ray Rice Claims He Was Mis-Framed

September 22, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ray Rice’s chief line of defense in appealing his indefinite suspension from the NFL will reportedly be that his World Star Hip Hop Wife Fight was unfairly edited. The video making rounds was released by TMZ, and aside from... READ MORE

Alicia Keys’ Message Lacks Focus

September 22, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Alicia Keys or someone with more money than its author paid for an op in the New York Times which takes on the controversial view that she is amazing. Pulling every punch, the suck fest explains how Keys’ heart... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Ass Disses Mexico (VIDEO)

September 19, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus celebrated Mexican Independence Day by having her ass repeatedly slapped with a Mexican flag, while in Mexico. As Miley was bending over and twerking with her drop dead hilarious oversized fake ass, one of her token locally... READ MORE

Thailand’s Prime Minister Seems Wise

September 19, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Thailand’s Prime Minister Prayuth Chan Ocha responded to the brutal murder of two tourists with a garden hoe by suggesting they brought it on themselves because the chick was wearing a bikini. He went on to discourage tourists from galavanting around... READ MORE

Cher Likes Her Black People in Limited Numbers

September 19, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Cher is being sued by former choreographer Kevin Wilson who claims she refused to hire some black backup dancers because she wanted a racially diverse group and too many black dudes were earning all the spots. It’s like reverse reverse... READ MORE

Peyton Manning’s A Munchie’s Genius

September 19, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Peyton Manning suggested his twenty-one Colorado Papa John’s restaurants are pulling in a ton of dough because weed is legal in in the state now and pot heads can’t resist super shitty pizza places that deliver and take coupons. Manning... READ MORE

Little Monstar Gets Roid Ragey

September 19, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Dani Reardon is known in internet circles at Little Monstar, and worshiped by a contingent of men who like chicks with huge guns and well defined abs and delts. This sexual preference is often abbreviated as gay.  Reardon kicked... READ MORE

Nick Cannon Lets Shoes Do The Talking

September 18, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Nick Cannon is rocking a pair of $2million dollar diamond studded shoes on America’s Got Talent, because aside from talent, America’s also got serious issues with consumerism. This stunt gives your average low physical activity viewer a chance to... READ MORE

Lolo Jones Keeps Losing

September 18, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Repeated non-winner Lolo Jones driveled some fairly transparent attention seeking after losing on Dancing With The Stars. Jones is known for being kind of hot and losing a ton of shit that she was never expected to win. She... READ MORE

Ariana Grande Has No Good Side

September 18, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ariana Grande is being scolded by the celebrity media as being too demanding. One of these spurned Jack in the Boxes is leaking info about Grande’s habit of making sure she is only interviewed and photographed from the left side... READ MORE

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