Danielle Peskowitz Bregoli appeared on Dr Phil with her mom, so you know they're both complete trash. The title of the episode was "I Want To Give Up My Car-Stealing, Knife-Wielding, Twerking 13-Year-Old Daughter Who Tried To Frame Me... READ MORE

50 Cent's son Marquise Jackson appears to have some serious daddy issues. He released what has widely been interpreted as a diss track to his cornball broke-ass absentee father. 

Johnny Depp has fired his long time agent at UTA because he's reportedly sick of paying the commissions on his movie deals and his lying whore ex-wife. Seven million bucks per one marital blowjob is a great cut.

The jersey Tom Brady wore in the Super Bowl was reportedly stolen from the Pats locker room, quite possibly by one of their incredibly shady equipment managers. The jersey is estimated to be worth up to half a... READ MORE

Then 28 year old Texas high school teacher Haeli Noelle Wey had sex with two of her seventeen year old students but will not have to register as a sex offender because the age of consent in Texas is... READ MORE

Beyonce's standard musical set involves dressing in Mad Max extras costumes and lip synching while pulling off some fair to middling dance moves. Imagine how awesome it will be when she's several months along in a "high risk pregnancy" with twins.... READ MORE

Frank Ocean is being sued by his dad for defamation because Ocean wrote a Tumblr post about his dad making some trans-phobic comments about a waitress roughly twenty years ago. If you're following along, move out of the country.

Stereotypes are often stereotypes for a reason. You've no doubt heard your lesbian dog walker friend mumble something about Donald Trump's micro penis, perhaps out of jealousy. A small one is better than nothing. 

An Instagram model named Camille Kostek has been claiming to be Rob Gronkowski's girlfriend even though Rob's reps are completely denying it. Translation: He fucked her once, she wouldn't stop texting him, he became suspicious of her motives while... READ MORE

Remember when twins were a novelty and not an indicator that you're in the one percent? Perhaps if your body doesn't want you to have kids you could raise in a cave, you shouldn't have kids.