NBC is beginning the arduous process of firing Meet The Press host Chuck Todd. You may know Todd from his regular punditry on shows you ignore with your grandpa at the assisted living facility, and also his bus stop... READ MORE

Randy Jackson is divorcing his wife of eighteen years, which comes as a shock to the gay men of America claiming him as one of their own since Genesis. Jackson never got a prenup, most likely because at the... READ MORE

Tyler Perry’s girlfriend is pregnant and about to give birth to something which could theoretically prove he is straight. Gelila Berkele is a model active in charitable causes such as getting clean water to Africans and dating flamboyant filmmaker... READ MORE

A small group of sexless dorks led by University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill senior Trevor Dougherty staged a pointless and ineffective Silent Protest outside of a bar which charges cheaper admission for female customers. Dougherty was quick... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne posted a photo of her naked tit next to some guy who is pretending to be gay in a futile angle aimed at banging her. This was in support of an internet campaign aimed at ridding the... READ MORE

ESPN suspended Bill Simmons for three weeks because he repeatedly called Roger Goodell a bullshitting liar on his podcast and then double-dog dared ESPN to suspend him for ripping the Commissioner a new one: “I really hope somebody calls me or... READ MORE

Iggy Azalea opened up about being statutory raped as a young teenager by a grown man in an attempt to shock people who just nodded like they’d already just assumed this and some light felonies were on her curriculum... READ MORE

The judge in Mike Sorrentino’s tax evasion case has ordered him to be subjected to regular testing for drugs and alcohol while out on bail. This seems odd given the charges are for tax evasion. Maybe the judge figures... READ MORE

The two chunky beach ladies famous from a viral video of them trying to steal someone’s shit on the beach are suing Fox News because the news network pre-judged them as guilty when they covered this gotcha video. Fox... READ MORE

Some totally innocent guy got stabbed at an after party where Chris Brown was performing. Cops suspect Brown’s crew of known Bloods gang members may be to blame because stabbing is listed on their Match.com profiles as their interests... READ MORE