The Secret Service has taken a bad rap in recent years for banging prostitutes and getting wasted and not shooting Justin Bieber and burying him quietly in the Mojave desert. In recent weeks, knife wielding crazies seem to be... READ MORE

Amber Rose reportedly walked in on Wiz Khalifa banging twin sisters in their house, which was against their marital vows or something. This is according to DJ Peter Rosenberg, who claims Rose is a friend of his and also acknowledges... READ MORE

Shell Roush writes a hard hitting blog featuring such titles as “Why I Wear Pajamas To School Drop Off.” She recently revealed she is delaying enrolling her kid into kindergarten for a year because of what she believes are... READ MORE

Nostalgic nerds were pissed the Season 26 premiere of The Simpsons did not live up to meager expectations. Promos had a major bomb shell to be dropped in that one of the show’s characters was going to die. This... READ MORE

Reese Witherspoon shot a segment for Vogue in which she answers 73 pre-screened questions in the most irritating, faux on-the-spot cadence you have ever heard. The segment is staged to look natural, fails miserably, and serves the basic purpose... READ MORE

Chris Brown is a known gang affiliate who probably irritates victims of gang violence yet remains conspicuously popular among the Nobody You Know demo. For whatever reason Brown has received a pass to permeate mainstream media even though he... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus wants everyone to know she has been partying it up in Rio. She posted a series of photos explaining she was hungover during her show, because that’s what you want to hear when you shell out $500... READ MORE

For those unfamiliar with mid market shit factories, Twin Peaks is a great chain restaurant. That’s assuming you’re looking to score a boner and diarrhea. Originally it was created as a rival to Hooters, which tends to favor seniority... READ MORE

Amy’s Baking Company in Phoenix became famous when its owners appeared to be psychotic on Gordon Ramsay’s show called Kitchen Nightmares. It featured Ramsay pretending to be angry about restaurants which were so horridly inept at conducting business they... READ MORE

A recent shooting at a Miami nightclub called The Spot confirms the need for a condom crop dusting of South Florida. Around one in the morning a gang related shooting popped off about an hour ahead of schedule. Luckily... READ MORE