The American Humane Society announced the winner of the 2014 American Hero Dog Award at a posh Beverly Hills celebration carefully guarded from homeless people. All of the dogs were rescued, or found, depending on your choice of words... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen admits he freaked out at his dentist office and flailed his arms around knocking over a bunch of shit, but says he was totally sober. Accept for an untold molehill of prescription meds he was taking for... READ MORE

According to a typically spotty US Weekly report, Kendall Jenner is infatuated with Chris Brown. Jenner reportedly took a liking to him after he was released from jail for beating Rihanna. In the world of US Weekly articles written... READ MORE

Anthony Wunder, the idiot who ran out onto the field during the Ohio State last week only to be body slammed by a strength and conditioning coach has lost his scholarship and is being charged with misdemeanor criminal trespassing. As... READ MORE

Pornhub recently studied all that data they promise you they’re not tracking and determined women really love watching guys sucking dick. Pornhub threw together some pseudo scientific jargon to explain their study and slapped a poorly constructed conclusion on... READ MORE

Police were called to Donald Sterling’s house, presumably by Shelly Sterling who has an army of nosy yenta neighbors peering through their yellow tinged blinds. Shelly had received word that V. Stiviano was back on the grounds of Camp... READ MORE

Jeff Garlin protested too much while discussing Selena Gomez. He worked with her on The Wizards of Waverly Place when she was a teen and he played her uncle which makes this whole thing creepier: “I worked with her... READ MORE

Stella McCartney got a lot of heat from her Instagram followers after posting a photo of a sickly looking model who probably needs a steak sandwich or twenty. Somebody’s got to sell the McCartney’s Summer 2015 collection of overpriced... READ MORE

The NFL said the Kansas City Chiefs’ Husain Abdullah should not have gotten a penalty flag for Unsportsmanlike Conduct when he slid to his knees for a quick Muslim prostration end zone celebration on Monday Night Football. The league... READ MORE

Lacey Chabert voiced the role of Meg Griffin the first season of Family Guy but left under unexplained circumstances. She was replaced by Mila Kunis who has helped entertain stoned high school freshmen ever since. Chabert claims she voluntarily... READ MORE