Tom Brady’s UGG campaign can no longer be ignored. It’s like Ebola. There was a time when it was just a joke. Then just another infected boil on the butt end of Africa. Now, it’s available at Forever 21... READ MORE

You know the guy who got a free Chili’s gift card for attending a timeshare sales pitch and has the nerve to sell you on it at dinner. The guy who overdosed on pills twice and delivers Evangelical sermons... READ MORE

L’Wren Scott, Mick Jagger’s fashion designer girlfriend who hanged herself with an ascot, was apparently swimming in debt at the time of her suicide. It’s only worth mentioning since people kept saying things at the time of her death... READ MORE

In what would be widely seen as a Bitch Move, Washington Nationals manager Matt Williams appears to have asked an umpire to kick him out of the game during an argument in the NLDS playoffs. Williams rushed onto the... READ MORE

In stunning confirmation of Satan’s plan to unleash mediocre hacks onto earth to diminish our cultural standards, Drake surpassed The Beatles in number of Top 100 hits. Few over the age of fourteen would argue with a straight face... READ MORE

Daniel Ayala has a good heart. He gave one of those straggly looking woman in the middle of the street a few bucks on his way to work everyday because she held a sign saying “78 Year Old Widow... READ MORE

David Cerretini owns Botto Bistro in gang infested Richmond, California. Cerretini used to advertise his place on Yelp. When he stopped he began to get increasingly bad reviews on the site. His theory is Yelp does this on purpose,... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen is being sued by a dental assistant who he maybe grabbed her tits and told her he was  going to fucking kill her. She says Sheen was high on crack, which he says is ridiculous because crack... READ MORE

Some guys who run a website for ineffectual dorks who never get laid called Simple Pickup made a video where a hot chick posts some photos on Tinder and shows up to meet dudes in a fat suit. The point... READ MORE

Walmart is drawing chagrin from the three socially conscious people who shop there because they are selling a girls shirt that says “Training To Be Batman’s Wife.” The gut reaction is who gives a shit, followed by muttering something... READ MORE