The amount of ass Aziz Ansari gets simply for being on television is a cosmological discrepancy bestowed onto no other. Ashton Kutcher still would be getting hummers in the break room if he swept floors at Home Depot. Ansari... READ MORE

Lovepalz is an online dating network taking cybersex to the next level, one which is not at all necessary. It allows you to find profile matches and offers the ability to control the sex toy speed and vibration of... READ MORE

Organizers of a Spanish porn convention produced a shoddy black and white video where they invited random people to touch porn stars. This was a poor attempt at capitalizing on the viral success of that gross kissing video which... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus’ homeless guy she let speak out for the rights of struggling male models at the MTV VMAs is going to jail. The devilishly handsome shelter dweller Jesse Helt violated his probation by breaking into an apartment so... READ MORE

Adrian Peterson’s uncle apparently paid for a hotel room and a group of hookers with a credit card account linked to Peterson’s charity. The charitable foundation’s rep, who is most likely Peterson’s home theater guy, denies any such malfeasance.... READ MORE

The gloriously retarded Great Leader Kim Jong Un has not been seen publicly in over a month. Speculation in North Korea is running rampant that he may be ill. Also that someone invented a flying machine. Both notions have... READ MORE

An Instagram account called Rich Kids Of Tehran is pissing off a lot of people in Iran because it depicts uncovered young women drinking booze and taking obnoxious selfies just like teens in the rest of the modern world.... READ MORE

Nick Young is way too happy to be injured. Young broke his thumb in practice and will miss a chunk of the Laker’s season though he will be all set to go for the playoffs they won’t be making.... READ MORE

Shia Labeouf intentionally cut his face repeatedly and removed a tooth while filming The Fury. Brad Pitt was super enthused about this because he produced the movie and therefore gets enormous royalties so it seemed like solid sensationalized promotional jargon:... READ MORE

Lil Kim is being sued by a gay nightclub in Florida because she skipped out on a meet and greet with a bunch of people willing to pay real American currency to meet and greet Lil Kim. These Lil... READ MORE