Heisman Trophy hopeful Todd Gurley has been suspended indefinitely by the University of Georgia for autographing a bunch of shit related to football. The NCAA has strict laws penalizing monetary profit unless they themselves are getting the money in... READ MORE

Scott Disick was seen getting black out drunk in Vegas. It’s unclear if Disick is making a spectacle of himself just for the cameras, or if the cameras 24×7 are causing him to drink. He’s found himself in a... READ MORE

A North Korean mouthpiece says Kim Jong Un has not been seen in over a month because he hurt his leg taking part in military exercises. If this is true it could explain his absence since North Korean doctors... READ MORE

Ellen DeGeneres committed the ultimate social faux pas by asking Jennifer Garner if she was pregnant, the answer was no. Of course, this is all staged and producers before the show have walked Ellen and Jennifer through this mock... READ MORE

Hatsune Miku made her American debut on Letterman. Miku is a cartoon mascot for a software company which allows users to produce tracks to be sung in her tinny annoying jailbait voice. Even if the music becomes a hit,... READ MORE

Colin Kaepernick was fined $10,000 dollars by the NFL for wearing Beats By Dre headphones. Bose is now “The Official Sound Of The NFL” narrowly replacing the sound your brain makes when sloshed up against the cranium wall from... READ MORE

Employees of Air Serv, which cleans some of Delta’s airplanes, went on strike at LaGuardia for 24 hours citing Ebola concerns before promptly returning to work at a prearranged time go clean up some more contaminated lavatories. Air Serv... READ MORE

Former UFC fighter and professional crazy person Jason “Mayhem” Miller was due in court for domestic violence and stalking warrants but missed the proceedings because he overslept. People on manic drug episodes tend to crash out, not to mention... READ MORE

Sarah Silverman appeared in a flat video on behalf of the National Women’s Law Center whose goal is to attain equal pay for women while wearing unisex suits. All of Silverman’s comedy is based on the fact that she’s a... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence offered up some heinous details of her relationship with Chris Martin in Vanity Fair, like how she mostly gets off on reality TV and farting these days: “Isn’t boring so much better than passion?… I would just rather... READ MORE