There are some serious issues involved with sentencing Oscar Pistorius for Culpable Homicide, which is apparently a South African term for execution. It appears he threw his dead girlfriend’s parents some cash because they were struggling financially after he... READ MORE

Snoop Dogg has responded to his Instagram beef with Iggy Azalea in his most gangster fashion since being narrowly acquitted of gang murder, yet is still falling short of his edgier Saturday Morning Cartoon licensing agreements. After Azalea responded... READ MORE

After a series of frightening clowns started appearing all over rural Wasco California in the evening hours, local chatter surfaced they were carrying guns and murdering people. Formerly respected news outlets like ABC picked this shit up and ran... READ MORE

Sara X is a self described weirdo and tattoo model, as if we couldn’t fill in the details. This video is a viral hit. There’s not any actual talent involved, although her upper pectoral strength is enough to lift... READ MORE

Snoop Dogg maintains a pretty funny Instagram account assuming you’re a seventh grader and you started smoking weed pretty hard in the fifth. Sometimes not giving a fuck is inherently funny when you’re mean to annoying people for no... READ MORE

NBC’s chief medical correspondent Nancy Snyderman was exposed to Ebola while in Liberia, because when in Rome you drink wine and don’t go to Liberia.  After her freelance camera man tested positive, Snyderman told the CDC she would quarantine... READ MORE

Shia LaBeouf went on Jimmy Kimmel and discussed his twenty-four hour stint in solitary confinement for being a raging drunken asshole. “I get to the station and I quickly realize, I’m not supposed to be here. I’m not made... READ MORE

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Chris Brown tweeted his half assed opinion that Ebola is apparently a government engineered form of population control. There was some liberty involved in that summary because it took longer to hash out than Brown’s own opinion: “I don’t... READ MORE

Sometimes when your dad contracts HIV through a fondness of boy girl boy orgies whilst married to your mother you don’t want to be familiar with the details of his life anymore. This plight is especially compounded when dad... READ MORE