Jeanie Buss feels it’s awkward running the Lakers while her crotchety old man boyfriend runs the Knicks. Luckily she made sure to clarify that business comes before Viagra induced pleasure. Shit got weird when Buss was pursuing Carmelo Anthony... READ MORE

Mama June, the human toilet known for shitting out Honey Boo Boo, is dating Mark McDaniel, a child molester who previously forced an eight year old to blow him and served ten years in prison. Making it slightly worse... READ MORE

Notre Dame football player Justin Brent banged 42 year old porn veteran Lisa Ann in NYC while his team was on a bi week. Ann and Brent apparently met while she was ‘traveling for work’, which means this dude... READ MORE

Christian Bale has been tapped to play Steve Jobs in a new biopic. You might recall a Steve Jobs film coming out only last year. Typically two movies about the same topic wouldn’t be made within such a brief... READ MORE

Sara X, the chick who bounced her tits to Mozart, wrote an editorial for Jezebel because if you have tits you can write an editorial for Jezebel. The lengthy piece breaks down the production of her viral video as... READ MORE

Matt McConaughey said he doesn’t think the Washington Redskins should change their name in a GQ interview. He feels he’s an authority on this issue since he identifies with being vaguely spiritual and doesn’t know any surly res dudes... READ MORE

Renee Zellweger missed the mark in explaining why her face is unrecognizable from her face of a few years ago. It appears she became enlightened and fulfilled, and in that moment her face morphed into that of her spirit... READ MORE

Blake Griffin is accused of slapping and choking some dude named Daniel at a Vegas club by some dude named Daniel from the club. The guy claims he was taking a panoramic interior of the club which just happened... READ MORE

Some anonymous old guy beat the shit out of some dude in a sparring match. This isn’t a good situation if you’re an up and coming pretty boy on your first cycle of creatine trying to impress the bros... READ MORE

When you’re in the throes of a rape charge its best to lay low. Maybe take the multicultural cartoon kids from We Pals picnicking. Otherwise, keep out out of sight and act contrite. Wannabe Hefner and classic over compensator... READ MORE