Amanda Knox seems too crazy to be presumed innocent of murder. She has that look in her eyes. Her boyfriend is a pseudo intellectual hipster doofus. She was also a real hell kitten in the sack.

Harrison Ford seems like a pretty fucked up dude. This assertion is based exclusively on the earring. He is somehow constantly sustaining minor injuries like he's a bush league hockey player. If you're doing the math, he's always drunk. When... READ MORE

An electrician in Canada is facing child porn charges because he ordered a four foot "prepubescent doll." Your main worry should be the people manufacturing these things. Always picking on the little guy. Also since when do dolls go... READ MORE

Ed Sheeran's dad is a war criminal, hence he's a tiny man with bad genes. William Wallace's kid would have made less faggoty music. Sheeran and his regressive alleles were apparently shut out of an after party at the... READ MORE

Kim Zolziak took to Instagram to intimate that she plans to wear less makeup as she ages ungracefully. That's interesting because common sense would think it would go the other way around

In 2008 a guy named Vince Li was traveling by Greyhound bus through Canada when he suddenly stabbed another passenger to death, ate some of his prime cuts, and then severed his head with a pocket knife and used... READ MORE

While it is indeed troubling that the patriarch of the Duggar family full of child molesters will someday soon have two hundred grand children, let's not negate the fact that women unable to naturally conceive are being pumped full... READ MORE

It's cool to be compassionate, but don't tell Holocaust survivors you understand their plight because you once manned a pizza oven. People don't like it when you hang out with them so you can put it on your resume.

The March issue of Vogue is devoted to celebrating "all types" of women. In order to accomplish this, their cover features six super hot models and also Ashley Graham. The cover reads: Women Rule! Fashion's Fearless Females. The Beauty... READ MORE

Rapper Rich Homie Quan appears to be about 5'6" 130 pounds and just paid $60,000 for knocking out a bouncer at a nightclub. Either Rich Homie Quan is a fighting prodigy along the lines of Bruce Lee, or this... READ MORE