You only have to watch a few episodes of Law and Order SVU to realize it’s illegal to bring convicted sex offenders around children. Mama June must have missed this while stuffing her gob with bon bons and farming... READ MORE

Tom Hanks recently befriended a New York cab driver named Ferrarri and invited him backstage to a Broadway performance because Tom Hanks is super fucking nice. The driver picked up Hanks, struck up a conversation with him, and apparently succeeded... READ MORE

Aaron Lewis, lead singer of Staind which may or may not still be a band, apologized for badly screwing up the lyrics of the National Anthem at the World Series. It’s understandable he fucked up. The National Anthem is unnecessarily... READ MORE

Mama June apparently planned on getting back together with the guy who molested her daughter once he got out of prison for molesting her daughter. According to vaguely sourced TMZ reports she kept a box of photos of her... READ MORE

When you’re a mustached middle management ex jock shelling out several hundred bucks a ticket to watch the worst team in the NFL suffer another loss, you tend to be on edge. The traffic getting there was shitty, the... READ MORE

Reeva Steenkamp’s mom wrote a book about her daughter because it’s not a tragedy until somebody gets a publishing deal. Mom claims Reeva would not allow Pistorius to have sex with her during the entire time they dated. I... READ MORE

Russell Brand is reportedly mulling over a run for mayor of London. It’s unclear if he will be widely considered intelligent in a land where everyone else has the same ridiculous accent that makes them seem smart for precisely... READ MORE

After Ashley Greene’s condo burned down last year someone found a crack pipe in it, according to her building manager Adrian Mayorga. Apart from spreading sensationalized rumors about her, Mayorga is suing Greene for respiratory damage he incurred while... READ MORE

Kat Von D flipped out on paparazzi filming a fire at her tattoo parlor and reality television set. Clearly Von D values her privacy and personal space, unless there is a appearance contract and merchandising deal involved, at which... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence may have had a point when she called the release of her nude photos a sex crime. That would make Basketball Wives star and professional whore monger who was never married to a basketball player, Draya Michele,... READ MORE