An online petition is circulating to remove a line of Kardashian Kids clothes from Babies ‘R Us. The items in question include a fake leather mini skirt with attached diaper cover and a fake fur animal print vest. The... READ MORE

LeBron James is utterly mistaken about how important he is and thinks his first game back in Cleveland will be remembered throughout history somewhere between the Immaculate Reception and the fall of the Berlin Wall. That fell, right? “For... READ MORE

Jose Canseco shot his middle finger off while cleaning his gun. Those Chuck Norris jokes were never really funny but few could top this true life saga. Canseco is known mostly for shooting roids and acting like a poor... READ MORE

Those Doctors Without Borders people always seem so much better than you. Here they are sacrificing a promising medical career to travel the globe and come into direct contact with those less fortunate than us, often in countries so... READ MORE

Quickset is a travel app with a bunch of pointless features for people who like staring at their phones during dinner with family. Its new version allows you to check out the Facebook page of the person sitting next... READ MORE

Notre Dame freshman Justin Brent will not be disciplined for ‘dating’ porny Lisa Ann in all her holes. Notre Dame maintains the right to reprimand students for having premarital sex, but there is no proof Brent and Ann got... READ MORE

Russell Brand addressed the casual speculation and educated guesses that he simply has to be gay. Brand broke up with his girlfriend and took the opportunity to expound on his sexuality. It’s not that anyone gives a fuck but sometimes... READ MORE

Ray Rice and his punch drunk wife let it be known they are praying for the people dressing as abusive Ray Rice for Halloween. Apparently the pair disapproves of those who would make light of domestic violence, as opposed to... READ MORE

In 2007 some kid in Washington State was making a lot of bomb threats to his high school. To find this anonymous threat, the FBI created a fake Seattle Times article about bomb threats which contained malware, sent it to... READ MORE

George Clinton took some time to clarify that dropping acid makes you take a ton of dumps and gives you hemorrhoids. I had always assumed people on acid ate only dandelions and had the virgin colons of a newborn.... READ MORE