The Brooklyn Nets Russian oil tycoon billionaire owner still isn’t happy about last season when rookie coach Jason Kidd led the highest paid team in the NBA on a season long shame spiral. Prokhorov spoke of Kidd’s decision to flee... READ MORE

Occasional actress Daniele Watts is blaming the world of bigots because she was busted for banging her boyfriend in her parked car during daylight hours in Studio City. Office workers in the area called the cops after repeated warnings to Watts... READ MORE

Sean Kory’s mugshot blew up Twitter by way of some chicks who have trouble understanding social norms in the face of an exasperated Twitter share. Kory was arrested for attacking a guy at a Halloween party dressed as a... READ MORE

Two freshman at Medgar Evers College are pissed about having to endure the hazing they clearly signed up for. Shawntee Jackson and Gabby Jones were forced to answer questions about their sexual history and whether it was cool if... READ MORE

Some pasty dude named Tim Normandin has sent Ariana Grande the following gifts: A forty pound pumpkin, candles, kitty cat calendars, a set of mirrors from K-Mart, and jewelry that cost him a full month of lunch money allowance... READ MORE

Suge Knight passed out and fell down twice while in jail causing injury to himself because his head is giant and weighted down with thoughts of revenge. Knight is either unable to come up with $75,000 dollars in bail... READ MORE

Halle Berry’s ex husband is an idle hand living off her financial support. After Berry’s new hot fuck buddy Olivier Martinez beat the shit out of him, Aubry claims he was unable to get modeling work for six months because... READ MORE

Suge Knight and Katt Williams stole a female paparazzi’s camera in Beverly Hills because they are working on their Guinness Record rap sheet stats. It seems like taking a camera when it’s pointed in your face by a chick... READ MORE

Former MSNBC host and regular channel change motivator Donny Duetsch lost a lawsuit because he went behind his realtor’s back when brokering a deal. Deutsch is the son of a billionaire and apparently figured he didn’t need to pay... READ MORE

Redneck Heaven, a Hooter’s inspired rip off in Texas, has been forced to abandon their popular ABC (Anything But Clothes) Nights where servers would incompetently wait tables in just body paint. The City Council of Lewisville passed a special... READ MORE