Sheree Fletcher, star of VH1’s cultural abomination Hollywood Exes and ex wife of Will Smith is divorcing her current husband, former NFL player Terrell Fletcher. Sheree has been married to Terrell Fletcher for seven years, a precarious number. Usually... READ MORE

Artie Lange has been banned from ESPN due to the masturbatory racist Tweets he wrote about Cari Champion, the hot black chick from ESPN’s horrid pseudo intellectual circle jerk First Take. A rep for ESPN says Lange will henceforth... READ MORE

Jay Z has made a name for himself solely off telling people he is rich. Even since the days when he thought a single comma in his bank account was a lot of money and his investment portfolio contained... READ MORE

Discovery Channel is set to air a special called Eaten Alive where host Paul Rosolie is actually swallowed whole by an anaconda while wearing a special suit he made to survive the ordeal. Rosolie is one of those naturalist... READ MORE

Adrian Peterson plead no contest to misdemeanor reckless assault for taking a thin tree branch and beating his young son about the arms, legs, and naturally the ball sac for fighting over a video game controller at his home. Peterson... READ MORE

Multi millionaire pharmaceutical exec Gigi Jordan was convicted of the lesser charge of manslaughter for killing her son and will probably only serve five years in prison, even though she admitted to poisoning his food. Jordan was found babbling... READ MORE

Barack Obama responded to Michael Jordan’s assertion that he is a “shitty golfer” by bringing up the fact Jordan sucks as his job of running the Charlotte Hornets. For a competitive psycho like Jordan this is equivalent to spitting... READ MORE

Sean Rad (fuck, why couldn’t that be my real name), the CEO of Tinder, was fired because he called the head of its largest investment group a dick via text. He drew a picture of a dick to drive... READ MORE

Lea DeLaria, who plays Big Boo on the melodrama Orange Is The New Black, flipped out on a crazy person on the subway. The Jesus Freak was yelling religious stuff at the top of his lungs, and Lea was... READ MORE

Rob Lowe’s half funny DirecTV commercials are under fire by a group called the International Paruresis Association because one of them shows his character too bashful to piss in a public latrine. Paruresis means ‘Shy Bladder’ in Latin or... READ MORE