Mama June’s daughter Anne Marie “Chickadee” Cardwell, who was molested by her mother’s boyfriend when she was eight years old, thinks her younger sister Pumpkin was fathered by the same pedo boyfriend. If this seems confusing you’ve thought about... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence is adamant she will never join Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, is on the fence about Plenty Of Fish and will most likely invest in some carrier pigeons. Lawrence went out of her way to specify that she’s basically a... READ MORE

Billionaire hedge fund manager and status queen Steve Cohen just dropped over $100 million dollars on a dumb looking Alberto Giacometti sculpture called ‘Chariot’. Cohen is fresh off an SEC fine of $602 million bucks for insider trading, so... READ MORE

University of Connecticut Freshman Noriana Radwan has been suspended indefinitely from the women’s soccer team after being caught flipping the bird on ESPN following a team win. Radwan will now miss the NCAA Women’s Soccer Tournament which nobody actually... READ MORE

Jameis Winston is being investigated by the NCAA for point shaving in a recent game so his buddy could win a bet. His teammates think the allegations are complete bullshit because Winston is a stand up dude when he’s... READ MORE

Kelly Osbourne has her size lumpy panties in a twist because she had to talk about something other than her cunty clothing line on The Today Show. Osbourne was informed she would be questioned about Joan Rivers because a... READ MORE

Miami drag queen Elaine Lancaster is taking credit for teaching Dennis Rodman the nuances of North Korea’s domestic policies. Her bragging is once removed from Rodman’s claim he freed an American reporter who his gimpy buddy Kim had imprisoned... READ MORE

Katarina Sreckovic is a reporter for Serbian soccer team Red Star Belgrade. According to Katarina she was nearly fired for being a distraction to the team because she is just too fucking sexy: “For a while it seemed as... READ MORE

Two members of the Ontario Hockey League were suspended 15 games for writing degrading things to women on Tinder, almost certainly while shitfaced. Some screenshots were released showing Jake Marchment and Greg Betzold demanding pussy from chicks like the... READ MORE

Two guys in Brooklyn got their hands on a drone and filmed a porno featuring solely drone footage of people fucking. Luckily they weren’t creeping on real people but hired actors although it looks real enough to freak you... READ MORE