Fergie opened up about that time she pissed all over herself onstage, either to generate promotion for her new album or because she was wasted and about to pee on herself again. There’s not really much to the story... READ MORE

Some judge in Argentina is one of the only people this side of twelve who still wants to talk to Justin Bieber. A year ago his bodyguards roughed up a photographer outside of a club who was there to... READ MORE

Britney Spears made the trust fundy bearded dude she is dating sign a Non Disclosure Agreement before they even met. Charlie Ebersol apparently didn’t mind signing the document, which would make it illegal for him to talk to his... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow says she is proud of her wrinkles and doesn’t care about makeup or her face. This is atypical for someone who is exceptionally vein and obsessed with aesthetics right down to the hand crafted toilet paper holders... READ MORE

Joy Regullano has a web series called White Fetish in which she attempts to explain the horrific plight of being a young Asian woman in America. Other than having above average income levels, above average education levels, and no... READ MORE

When Robert Downey Jr begged Hollywood to forgive Mel Gibson people were torn. Gibson represented a bigoted overlord oppressor type while anyone in the LA area would let Robert Downey cum in their hair just so they could tell... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian was not paid for her Charlie McCarthy like like full frontal cover shoot for Paper Magazine since Paper Magazine is not a legitimate magazine and does not have the money to pay their cover models. Hence their... READ MORE

The social media intern running Bill Cosby’s Twitter page invited users to make memes of Cosby via a meme generator Somebody forgot that Billy Cosby’s name has been searched one million times these past few months, 999,999 times in association... READ MORE

Quadruple amputee Sean Petrozzino is suspected of killing his parents last week and definitely killed himself this week. Petrozzino was a favorite of the Orpah crowd for his inspirational struggle with bacterial meningitis some years that cost him both... READ MORE

The City of Fort Lauderdale has arrested a 90 year old World War II vet named Arnold Abbott twice in the past two days because he feeds homeless people, a charitable act he has been doing for over twenty years.... READ MORE