Being raised by undercover Scientologists with an open marriage, a boatload of cash, and a belief that a typical upbringing will hinder the blossoming of your Xenu blessed offspring is bound to backfire mightily. In the case of Willow... READ MORE

Jonathan Gruber is one of those academics who thinks everyone outside of MIT is a retard because they have jobs like construction and stocking grocery store shelves and things he knows only as Industry Codes. Arrogant fuckers like Gurber... READ MORE

Chris Brown hired some guy to paint a bunch of illegible Sanskrit looking letters on his Lamborghini. The text is supposedly the lyrics to a Tupac song though they could also read, Chris Brown is a pussy tool who takes numerous... READ MORE

Last season’s NBA Rookie of the Year Michael Carter Williams wrote a post for The Player’s Tribune, a website started by Derek Jeter so athletes can promote themselves and discuss over the counter herpes breakout medication options. Williams took... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner went on Nightline because that program sucks now and your vote doesn’t count. She explained how she told her sister Kim Kardashian not to attend her fashion shows because it was a distraction from her artistic expression... READ MORE

Turns out, Tila Tequila is still alive. She’s also reproducing. She posted on her blog that she gave birth to a baby girl, which really irritated the general public who by and large assumed she was either dead in a... READ MORE

Dwight Howard was cleared of child abuse allegations in Florida where it remains nearly impossible to convict anybody of anything. Howard admitted to hitting his kid with a belt because that’s how he grew up and everyone knows however you... READ MORE

Former NBA player Joe Smith is pissed his reality show girlfriend is not being prosecuted for stealing his money. Law enforcement just got together and agreed dipshits who date chicks on VH-1 deserve what they get. Just be grateful... READ MORE

Sharon Osbourne announced she and her shockingly still alive husband will be reprising The Osbournes for an eight episode run on MTV. They probably don’t need the money so this is more of a legacy project, like how Ted... READ MORE

Mama June has been having trouble explaining to her children that the guy who fathered one or more of them is a convicted child rapist named Mark McDaniel whom she has most likely been blowing while wearing Hello Kitty... READ MORE