Justin Bieber met with a rabbi for three hours because those guys are really nice and generally bored and will talk to anyone for three hours or a year. He then hopped in a Rolls Royce and went to... READ MORE

Uber is facing controversy because their Vice President brought up the idea to hire “Opposition Researchers” to slander journalists who report on all the fucked up shit their company does. He actually didn’t do this on a secret mini-cassette... READ MORE

Its clear most Bushwick Hipsters are unable to enjoy life based on their ill fitting jeans and cumbersome beards, but many are going so far as to hate Santa. Santa Con is a once yearly bar crawl where a... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather’s 14 year old son Koraun Mayweather did a lengthy interview for a USA Today piece where he called his father a “coward” for beating the shit out of his mom. Koraun was in the house at the... READ MORE

It looks like Charles Manson will never get to fuck or kill his new bride. Officials at Corcoran State Prison for Really Really Bad People explained the betrothed are only allowed to kiss once and hold hands during their... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather hired ten strippers to twerk for an Instagram video in his hotel room in a sad attempt to show how culturally relevant he is. It’s also possible he contrived the whole thing as a lame excuse to... READ MORE

Sometimes brevity is a virtue. Especially when you’re talking to a dude who in all likelihood is two concussions shy of brain dead. Kevin Hart took his visit to Florida State as an opportunity to talk some sense into... READ MORE

Nick Jonas clarified he is no longer a virgin which means he most likely has been porking his Miss USA and Miss Universe girlfriend Olivia Culpo like a boss. Jonas was indoctrinated into the Jonas Brothers at age 12... READ MORE

Charles Manson is set to marry a pretty decent looking 26 year old chick. Manson himself is a roughly eighty in murderer years and still a midget. Afton Elaine Burton, or Star to the friends she never had, moved just... READ MORE

Justin Bieber’s half-life is rapidly degenerating, as he is currently in seclusion on a religious retreat which might actually just mean rehab. His mission is to learn to spread the Word of God. Some pastor is coaching him through... READ MORE