November 25, 2014 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Johnny Manziel may or may not have punched a dude who was bothering him in the building he lives in. Some convicted felon and all around scumbag named Chris Gonos approached Manziel and asked him for a hug near...
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November 25, 2014 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Demi Lovato announced she “has nothing in common” with Miley Cyrus because she was conducting an interview and had to say something quote worthy. Cyrus and Lovato were best friends until Lovato had a nervous breakdown and was found...
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November 24, 2014 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
As rape allegations pile up like the Quaalude prescriptions his dutiful wife is busy shredding, Bill Cosby finally decided to address the issue before his show in Florida. Not the issue of the rape, something far more pressing. A...
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November 24, 2014 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
The video for Beyonce’s latest auto tuned braggadocio is pretty stripped down. Another way to say that is minimal or failing that dull, shitty, uninspired, and lazy. It features Beyonce drinking booze in a hotel suite and occasionally some...
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November 24, 2014 |
Uncategorized |
matt-ralston|
Some preachy artist named Nickolay Lamm who is not trying to be funny made a Barbie type doll based on the body dimensions of the average nineteen year old girl, which is still pretty good in many parts of...
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November 24, 2014 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Miley Cyrus celebrated her 22nd birthday by riding a giant dick in a nightclub full of sex dolls and dildos stuck to the walls. I filled in the part where she ate enough molly to poke a hole in...
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November 24, 2014 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Katy Perry was trying to enjoy a quiet day butt naked at a nude beach in Australia like the Constitution mandates and started getting hassled by photographers. To not draw attention to themselves the paparazzi stripped naked as well...
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November 24, 2014 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Former reality show whore Royce Reed, who reported Dwight Howard to authorities for belting their kid, admitted to belting the same kidĀ herself. After he said fuck in school a few months back (presumably, something along the lines of ‘fuck,...
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November 21, 2014 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Dwight Howard’s baby mama Royce Reed took her kid to Hooters for his birthday dinner. Normally I’d have no problem with this because the kid looks like he’s digging it, plus Hooters is no more sexualized than a Miami...
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November 21, 2014 |
video |
matt-ralston|
Footage has emerged of Lana Del Rey playing a rape victim in a short film shot by Eli Roth, the creep who made all the Hostel torture porn movies. It vaguely ties into a Marylin Manson project. Basically those...
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