If your grandmother posted selfies of her ass on the Internet you’d disown your entire family. If an Associated Press photographer starts documenting her senior citizen husband and herself naked around the house to show the beauty of aging,... READ MORE

Cheryl Hines shared a delightful anecdote about her serially sexual deviant and Quasimoto resembling husband Robert Kennedy VII who just happens to have billions of dollars. Kennedy is surely rehabilitated following his well documented psychotic cheating episodes and definitely... READ MORE

Thomas Beatie became famous for appearing on Oprah for being the ‘pregnant man’ even though he was formerly a woman with an obviously working lady parts. For most of the country this was seen as a carnival side show... READ MORE

Some of Bill Cosby’s other villainous qualities finally are being reported by the press who were scared shitless of him before he became a punching bag. According to one former ass kisser, Cosby made an arrangement with the National Enquirer in... READ MORE

Kendra Wilkinson said she was unaware being one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends entailed fucking him even though that’s what girlfriend means. ‘Someone I’m seeing’ or ‘we’re dating’ or ‘he invited me to see Wicked’ might imply there’s no sex,... READ MORE

Mark Whitaker, the guy who wrote the definitive Cosby biography ‘Cosby: His Life and Times’ left out all the times Cosby was accused of rape. He issued an apology of sorts via his Twitter feed, which is otherwise loaded... READ MORE

Twitter CFO Anthony Noto tried to send a direct message to someone on Twitter but accidentally posted it publicly. This comes as a relief to anyone who has tried using Twitter, foundered incompetently, and ended up posting defamatory remarks... READ MORE

Halle Berry accused her loser ex husband of trying to turn their daughter white in court. Ex model and and black market ivory trafficker Gabriel Aubry has been straightening the girl’s hair and died it blonde because he apparently... READ MORE

It’s hard being a pariah in America these days. Ray Rice is doing all the right things to put the ball back in his court. He’s been baptized and limits his booze intake solely to fortified wine. He even... READ MORE

Jose Canseco’s fiancee Leila Knight dumped him because she realized she was engaged to Jose Canseco. Also he apparently threatened to kill her and it is widely assumed he has a clean gun: “My ex just threatened to kill... READ MORE