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Ray Rice Back In the Job Market

December 1, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

An appeals judge ruled that Roger Goodell is a fucking liar and didn’t discover any new evidence after first suspending Ray Rice just a couple games then later changing it until the end of time because of public pressure.... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie Deemed Pretentious

December 1, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie directed a biopic about an athlete turned WWII prisoner of war that will make your girlfriend cry. She turned in her final cut to Universal, who decided it was painfully slow and and pretentious, An insider who has seen... READ MORE

Mickey Rourke’s Motives Questionable (VIDEO)

December 1, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mickey Rourke staged a boxing match in Russia because he still has something to prove to his dad. Also he likes banging whores with the kind of crooked teeth only Mother Russia serves up. It turns out his opponent... READ MORE

Scott Stapp’s Wife Tries To Talk Sense

December 1, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Scott Stapp’s wife failed to get a psych hold on her addled husband so she’s going to the more intrusive option of having a conversation with him. Rumor has it she’s been angry ever since she dropped the “Do you... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston Still Making Movies

November 28, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jennifer Aniston revealed her financially motivated inspiration for reprising her role as the nympho dentist in Horrible Bosses II. The critically panned and widely considered unnecessary follow up to 2011’s copacetic original features Aniston again appearing three quarters nude for... READ MORE

Paul George Happy the Abortion Never Took

November 28, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The perils of playing basketball in a small market like Indianapolis are not to be underestimated. Endorsements come fewer and your groupies are ridden with half erased tattoos. On the bright side it’s reported less what a prodigious fool... READ MORE

Liam Gallagher Sick For The Cause

November 28, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The only talented one from Oasis missed a deposition for a child support hearing regarding a chick he knocked up in New York City. This wasn’t any random skank, but a skank who happened to be a journalist writing... READ MORE

Scott Stapp Tests Faith (VIDEO)

November 28, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Scott Stapp has apparently been doing huge amounts of meth, as evidenced by a video he made denying he is doing huge amounts of meth. Its a variation of the old adage If You Have To Ask. If you’re... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather Pro Life, Not Privacy

November 28, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Floyd Mayweather is being sued by his ex fiancee Shantel Jackson because he allegedly beat the shit out of her and publicly outed her for having an abortion. She sees this as an invasion of privacy and definitely no... READ MORE

Richard Sherman Might Get Disappeared (VIDEO)

November 28, 2014 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Richard Sherman protested his teammate Marshawn Lynch’s $100,000 dollar fine levied by the NFL for not speaking to the media after a recent game. NFL rules clearly state players must tell reporters tired lines like ‘one game at a... READ MORE

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