50 Cent is unable to access his personal bank account because his wages are being garnished. Cent owes Sleek Audio $17 million dollars because he lost a lawsuit to them in a convincing blowout. They claim he stole their... READ MORE

Omnipresent sometimes rapper Xzibit was issued a DUI after leaving his wedding reception. I’m no prude, but you may not want to get behind the wheel on the drunkest night of your life. Particularly if you are a rapper... READ MORE

Taylor Swift has reportedly blacklisted Victoria’s Secret model Jessica Hart from their annual Parade of hot chicks prancing around in stupid shit. This comes after Hart made some disparaging comments about her, according to an anonymous Insider who could easily... READ MORE

Gwyneth Montenegro is an Australian former escort who wrote a book about banging over 10,000 guys. It was published some months back but the buzz fizzled out when people realized those are pedestrian numbers for a sex worker. She... READ MORE

The New York Knicks threw a party celebrating their partnership with real estate mogul Douglas Elliman who agreed to pay the team a shitload of laundered money to own the rights to “Celebrity Row”, where the rich and famous... READ MORE

We are blessed with unlimited information at the tip of our keyboard fingers. Also, our fingers occasionally stumble onto shit like Steve Guttenberg interviewing Gerardo Mejia, the ‘Rico Suave’ guy from the 90’s. It’s like some mentally imbalanced TV... READ MORE

Cowboys running back DeMarco Murray apparently banged his college teammate’s wife. Eventual car salesman Brennan Clay caught wind of his hot ass wife’s nude text messages with Murray, who mentored Clay when they attended Oklahoma together and smoked weed... READ MORE

Ray Rice’s wife talked to Matt Lauer as he was pretending to pay attention while looking through his Little Black Book of his friend’s wives he is going to bang. Janay Rice believes it was divine intervention that led... READ MORE

Justin Bieber’s internationally recognized homosexual procreator Jeremy Bieber is being accused of throwing a dog off a balcony as you would expect. Bieber and his Creed fan father bought the dog but never trained it since they are jointly... READ MORE

Real World cast member Ryan Knight was found dead and covered in vomit after a hard work week of binging on drugs and booze. MTV reality show cast member now surpasses off the books coal mining and bareback gay... READ MORE