December 5, 2014 |
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Every artist has to grapple with the concept of staying true to their art versus sullying their integrity for the highest possible dollar amount. Except Andre Benjamin from Outkast. He can do both. Benjamin has found a loophole whereby he admits to...
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December 5, 2014 |
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Peter Jackson won’t be making any more films based on the work of J.R. Tolkien because the Tolkien Estate won’t allow it. Tolkien’s son Christopher is in charge of licensing his dead father’s work, but is not approving anything...
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December 5, 2014 |
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It was announced Daniel Craig will be reprising his role as James Bond in a new installment called Spectre where a bunch of shit will explode and he will kick a ton of secret Commie ass. Many were skeptical when Craig...
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December 5, 2014 |
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matt-ralston|
Trashy rapper and professional Twitter troll Azealia Banks went after Iggy Azalea because most people get that itch now and then. Banks began by making the point that its weird Iggy is an albino Australian chick who thinks she is...
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December 4, 2014 |
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matt-ralston|
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding photo got 2.4 million Likes on Instagram, the most of 2014 and the most ever for a photo on Instagram. To be fair it was a slow year. Scores of retarded teens and...
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December 4, 2014 |
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matt-ralston|
Mike Sorrentino sold the tires to his Ferrari on eBay for $9,999 dollars, probably to some dickhead Saudi businessman’s hookah hazed kid who thinks he bought the whole car. Sorrentino is scheduled to appear in court next year on...
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December 4, 2014 |
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matt-ralston|
Russell Brand received an award for saying unnecessarily stupid shit from the Plain English Campaign, a British organization which advocates the use of normal language over complex jargon which often means nothing and confuses the dumb. Each year the...
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December 4, 2014 |
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In a stunningly boring and dismissive interview, Michael Sam implied he is not on an NFL team because he is gay. When asked by an interviewer from TMZ Sports who doesn’t seem to know anything about sports if coming...
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December 4, 2014 |
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matt-ralston|
Suing your own attorney is an exercise in futility akin to shaving your own balls or cooking your own thai food. You’re clearly out of good options. Teresa Giudice of Real Housewives of New Jersey is rolling the dice....
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December 3, 2014 |
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matt-ralston|
Kourtney Kardahian posed nude while pregnant for a magazine nobody reads because her body is beautiful according to herself. Getting out there with your ass freshly drizzled in KY is a clear ploy for attention. Covering yourself in shit...
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