Highly accessorized Game of Thrones actor Jason Mamoa has agreed to play Aquaman in a slate of four films starting in 2016. Since there was zero clamoring from anybody anywhere to make an Aquaman movie, it’s time to admit... READ MORE

For all the recent stories about NFL players being abusive hyper-masculine assholes, there are even more stories of professional athletes acting like heartbroken teen girls on social media. Joseph Fauria of the Detroit Lions has become the second football... READ MORE

Paul Rosolie is a self described Naturalist, a term meaning someone who likes to fuck with animals on camera because the pet shop gig didn’t pay so well. Rosolie’s Eaten Alive special on Discovery Sunday night was supposed to... READ MORE

Last week Lady Gaga went on Howard Stern, quickly ran out of amusing anecdotes and turned the conversation an an anonymous man in the music business who raped her when she was nineteen and just starting out. Mark Geragos... READ MORE

Anastasia Ashley’s surfing career mainly consists of shaking her ass in a thong. That’s not a put down. Ashley is quite concerned that some stolen photographer images might surface that show her topless from the front, as opposed to the... READ MORE

Mark Wahlberg is seeking a formal pardon from the State of Massachusetts for assaulting two Vietnamese guys in the 1980s when he was in his racial assaults experimental phase. Wahlberg hit one dude with a big stick while yelling “Gook”... READ MORE

Halle Berry and her intermittently employed model ex husband Gabriel Aubry have been feuding in court about their daughter’s hair because they are both fucked up and deranged narcissists. Berry had claimed Aubry was bleaching the girl’s hair to make... READ MORE

North Korea has issued a statement denying it was responsible for the hack into Sony Pictures which proved everyone hates Adam Sandler. The news came as a surprise to nobody since it’s obvious there are no computers more advanced than... READ MORE

Dwight Howard is mostly known for acting like a bitch on the court, fathering bastard children, hooking up with underaged chicks, and beating his kid with a belt because it’s tradition. Its about time someone sung his praises, even if... READ MORE

Sony Pictures had their computer system hacked, or just leaked a bunch of shit because they’re pussies and it’s easier than making an awkward phone call. Of the documents released to date, the overriding theme is everybody who works there... READ MORE